It’s not period blood guise, he’s consuming her actual marrow. Must be an ik thing.
mom and pop hardware stores sell corks.
I see what you did there.
Wow, nothing gets past you. 
Oh well done!
I wish I had a vagina. I’d never leave home without it.
In Bob Ducca’s joke, her box is flooded with tissue. In FuriousGeorge’s, her box is flooded with blood. So not the same joke.
A cursory google search did not turn up any explanation of the “Mussolini’s wife” joke. Anyone care to explain? I don’t knoow wat y’all k(now)
I wasn’t going to bring it up earlier (to avoid looking like an illiterate doofus), but now that you mention it, I didn’t get it either.
Mussolini is often incorrectly credited for making the trains run on time.
Or can bury a bone but not use her nose…
Ah, to be a pretend hot young 18 year old who plans sex, rather than a pudgy 30-something who negotiates for it in between household chores and paying bills.
Well, in all fairness, she does claim to be blonde.
Commonly when people tag a number onto the end of a user name, it’s the person’s birth year. We could cut hotblonde18 some slack for not expecting her period at age 94.
hotblonde18 oughta train to be an Olympic gymnast. No more periods!
spit take
For the record, I would like to assert that I am not a mere 13 years old, but instead I am at the ripe old age of 26, in case there was any confusion arising from MY user name.
Puppy.
That’s not the only box that’s flooded!
I prefer kitty.
I love little kitty, her coat is so warm. And if I do what she tells me, maybe I can have some…