Well, that non sequitured the fuck out of me.
I still don’t get it.
The thread is about Aunt Flo… coming to collect the monthly rent, if u know wat I k.
Someone said any woman can have this occur off schedule at times.
Another replied “try telling that to Mussolini’s wife.”
Mussolini ruled Italy with an iron, fascist fist and is alleged to have made the Italian trains run on schedule.
Never mind - it means hotblonde18 is a man, baby.
What’s not to get? Let’s review the joke:
Any time Mussolini is used in a joke, it’s to refer to things running on time or being made to run on time. There really is no other humorous purpose for invoking the name.
In this joke, Sicks Ate is playing upon this well-known Mussolini trait to imply that his wife, the most regular woman, could never, in fact, have a period off schedule.
I’m trying to watch a Taboo segment dealing with polyamory while reading this thread. I’m terribly confused and don’t understand either of the data inputs. Please advise, k?
To both Crazyhorse and Chessic Sense:
Oh. Now I know wat u k.
:-/
That would never stop me. I have my red wings.
Time to take the valuables upstairs, then: :o
So, hotblonde18, we’re all dying to know how your Saturday night went. I’m sure you’re keeping an eye on this thread and will stop in soon to fill us in.
In the unlikely event that we don’t hear from you again, I think the only logical conclusion will be a murder/suicide brought about by your boyfriend’s aversion to your monthly visitor.
Well, some guys are like that. Some guys are, like, if she says one more goddam word to me about the “patriarchy”, I’m gonna go totally stabby and berserk and…well, some guys are like that.
Maybe he even stabbed her before she could finish the post, leaving her to hit reply in a desperate attempt to relay her boyfriend’s complicity in her death… If u k wat i
Maybe she’ll have to update her profile, which now says:
Well, at least she included the [sic].
Nothing makes my pulse pump like agonizing joke deconstruction, if u knoow what i k
Nothing makes my pulse pump like an agonizing deconstruction of a joke, if u knoow what i k
Well, she hasn’t been heard from since Saturday night (6/16). I think she’s in the purification hut and probably won’t be back until this weekend.
I know. He never says whether this joke refers to Ida Dalser Mussolini or Rachele Guidi Mussolini. And that changes the whole meaning of the joke.
i have a boyfriiend that i love verry much
hotblonde18, That should be “i have a boyfriiend whom I love verry much”.
Sincerely,
The SDMB Grammar Police