Yes, it’s true. I’m am not engaged anymore. Haven’t been for a few weeks now. This is not to evoke sympathy, so everyone can hold onto your “Hope things work out for you” and “Stay strong” posts. It’s not that they wouldn’t be appreciated, just not necessary. I just figured it’s time to come out and say it and maybe give a few reasons. It wasn’t one big falling out, but a bunch of little things why it happened.
She would whine endlessly about little things. So what if her panties are a little stretched out? It’s not like I wore them ALL the time, just weekends when I wanted to feel pretty.
She couldn’t let things go. I did NOT do that with her cat, regardless of what it looked like.
She didn’t want to try new things in bed. I’m pretty adventurous and once we decided to try anal sex. Then we had to stop because she complained how it hurt and it was too painful, etc. It turns out the strap-on she was wearing was chafing the inside of her thigh or something.
She used to answer the phone during sex. I HATED that. I finally had to tell her if she did it one more time, I’m gonna stop calling.
Anyway, that’s all I can think of for now. I’ll be back when I can think of some more reasons. BTW for those of you who take me seriously - the first paragraph is true, the list following it is not, that’s just there to add some levity to the situation.
Well, okay, no sympathy/support replies, huh? I’ll just say that number 1 on your list cracked me up, then, okay? Oh, and I’m glad you have a sense of humor about somthing that must be rather painful. (That’s not sympathy/support is it?)
And maybe I can make it back to work in time tomorrow to sweet talk my boss and MAYBE not get fired. We’ll have to wait for the Springfield DopeFest I guess.
You know DAMN good and well that I take my flirting COMPLETELY seriously. You might wanna watch it yourself there, buddy. Don’t tease before your brain catches up to your…<ahem>…well, you know. “Post.”
Ok, Nymmy, since you are my virtual wife and all, I promise the next 4 day weekend (I work 10 days and then get 4 off, so it’s not uncommon) when I have some extra cash, as much as I hate long drives, I’ll make a road trip to Chicago. But couldn’t I just send you money for a plane ticket? I really hate driving long distances like that. We’ll get another DopeFest together and I’ll pay for your plane fair down. How much can it cost from Chicago to St Louis anyway?
Sounds fair to me, baby. I miss St. Louis, anyway. Haven’t been back in ages. You wanna fly me there, hell, you wanna get me a TRAIN ticket there, I’m game. As a matter of fact, it looks like one of my favorite bands is playing at one of my favorite bars (Hotel Faux Pas at the Famous Bar) on Saturday, 03/03.
Wanna call it a date?
:insert Nym wriggling her eyebrows in a lewd manner here:
I’m not sure if I’ll be off on that day, but I do have some vacation days I can use. At a quick glance though, it looks like that is one of my 4 day weekends. Want to plan a DopeFest as long as you’ll be in town? I’ll look into plane fare. (I live closer to the airport than the train stations.)
I am at work you know. Sometimes I do actually have to, well, work here.
Besides, I couldn’t think of anything charming or witty to say. We’ll have to email each other to work out the details: how long you’re gonna stay, where you’re gonna stay, do I send you the money for tickets or just send the tickets, etc…
