moon pies and yoo-hoo
is a God-damned yummy lunch
I love my food stamps
GOD, I nominate you for poet laureate of Sneed’s Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck’s…)
(In best Hank hill voice)
I make my living
Selling propane; also things
propane related.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
I still recollect
how that actor Ned Beatty
sure squeeled like a pig!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
the fact that I lost
twenty seven teeth don’t mean
I won’t whup yer ass
I drink Budweiser
And play ‘chicken’ with skiers
In my new bass boat
Pass me the crackers
And Vienna Sausages
(Heaven in a can…)
One shoe, one bare foot.
Man sez, “Scuse me! Lose a shoe?”
“Nope,” sez I, “found one.”
Hunters return with
Trophies: “Those road signs sure did
Put up a fight, Paw.”
It’s redneck bedtime!
“Hey Cletus! Lock the door and
Set the parking brake.”
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
My old John Deere hat
Oh, how much I adore thee
God bless the Wal-Mart
My velvet Elvis,
bought from the ol’ flea market
weep at its glory
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
I had two trailers
Lost one in a tornado
One in a divorce
Panama City!
My redneck Riviera!
I long to be there!
I log onto this site to get away from my neighbors here in Tennessee.
Ghod he’p me!!! :eek: :eek:
You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment."-Bill Hicks
“You should tell the lies, live the truth and expose yourself.” - Bill Clinton
Broken beer bottles,
Cue sticks held by the thin end.
–My weapons of choice…
At church on Sundy
I wear my finest
new overalls.
I teach my kids ‘rithmetic.
It’s easy for be because
I’m’ two grades ahead.
Woulda made me some money,
But I didn’t.
Fuckin revenoors.
Well, since this was started right when I’m having a cavalcade of yeehas cutting off my connection for the past week, must pay all due to the Diety.
So what, my machine,
It tears up your ol’ driveway
5 o’clock, who cares?
I can glare at y’all
And you still can’t see much yond
My don’t give a fuck.
Would ya’ll like some grits
With that there deep-fried catfish?
How 'bout some okry?
Cole slaw? What the hell…
Git outta my restaurant!
We’ll win next time, Yanks!
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Bobby’s belt buckle
Isn’t it huge and shiny?
its his pride and joy
the rebel flag’s up
count’ry music blarin’ loud
i have friends like these
skinny guys, with those
high-tops, tight jeans, wifebeater
and that haircut…ew
“I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t, i mean s-m-a-r-t”
my tractor can pull
let’s hook it to something big
and see what happens
monster trucks are cool
before we go to see them
let’s have one more beer
my house has no roof
my kids have no clothes or shoes
but i got my cigs
damn the guberment
they forgot to send my check
get my rifle, boy
i don’t like people
a stranger comes to my shack
my ax is real sharp
A girl
Shit.The weekend. And
Skynyrd still rocks at 2’clock.
Thank God for my Momma.