I can’t resist them.
If they aren’t pulled from the market quickly, I’ll soon be overweight. I’m already feeling the pants stretch…I refuse to go up a pants size.
But…the smooth, creamy peanut butter…the luscious, creamy cold chocolate. Two great tastes that taste great together!!! ARGHHH!!!
If it helps, I once read that RPBCs had the highest content of maggots, bug parts, and rat hair of any other foodstuff.
I’ll be damned if I can’t find a cite for that. I’ll keep on looking.
…You just HAD to do that, NurseCarmen, didn’t you? Now I can’t enjoy my favourite snack anymore. :mad: 
Maggots or not, they are the most perfect food known to man. Particularly with a big glass of really cold milk.
And fyi…the Inside Out Reese’s is wrong. Just plain wrong. The texture is off, the tastes are skewed, and the joy of sinking one’s teeth into one is ruined.
Finally!!! The secret recipie is revealed!!!
I’ll still eat them though… they are still better for you than crack! 
I’ve tried the ones that are double-thick, as well—they’re good, sure, but the flavor-ratio is off.
Animal bits! Ack! I hope that at least, they’re cooked.
notes his braunschweiger sandwich
Oh, well, I supoose it’s no big deal.
Braunschweiger?
Google pause
…eh? (All the sites came up in German…)
Hostess Cupcakes are my weakness. Somebody please tell me they have icky stuff in them. Don’t think it will help, but maybe.
Hey, you got insect larvae and hair from a rat’s genitals in my peanut butter.
For me, it’s peppermint patties. So much better cold! Minty, chilly goodness. Peanut butter cups are okay, but what about peanut butter M&M’s? Yum!
Oddly, I can’t find it either.
Oscar Mayer does it, though. It’s basically liverwurst, but it differs somehow.
May I introduce you to my new bestest friend ?
“a brand new taste sensation - smooth, creamy REESE’S peanut butter layered on a delectable, crunchy cookie… then dipped in 100% real HERSHEY’S milk chocolate.”
If only there was as much PB as pictured–there isn’t, but it is still a fine cookie. Like a Tagalong, but with an oreo cookie instread. Yum.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups - pshaw!. Next to the delicious goodness of Trader Joe’s peanut butter cups, RPBC are filth-ridden crackwhore fodder.