I’m Mooving on to another thread.
This is udderly silly.
Diskworld:
The cow should be tied down with strong knots; thereby keeping church members from having to pre-soak bloodstained Sunday-clothes after services.
OU Fan: Forget the cow… We’ll eat the BEVOists
**Amish **: our wives are cows.
Baptist: Only moo can be saved.
Wacky TV Show from yesteryear: The Flying Cow
You’re right-- and I just remembered the Kowba in Mookka!
True Blue Jack
. . . and of course the Kowba is not to be confused with the Kowbowwa of the Occowlt!
True Blue Jack
Only the one true Cowhead has achieved ultimate bovinity.
And while everyone is required to make a pilgrimage to Mookka at least once in their lifetime, (if at all possum-bull) there is always the opportunity to worchip (you heard me) at the local Moosque.
Adherents are allowed to drink non-fermented milk. But only one glass, once a day. This lets them remain Mooslim.
:rolleyes: GROOOOOAN!
True Blue Jack
Buddists believe in the Zen of Moo.
Missionaries : Cows are bad…here, drink buffalo milk and you’ll go to heaven
No, I was right.
Actually:
Atheist: Nobody’s proven there’s a cow, so I don’t believe it.
Agnostic: We can know nothing of cows.
Skeptic: See atheist.
As a Texas Ex who watched the OU game a few weeks back, I would feel dirty typing the above!
I hate to nitpick (no, actually, I love to nitpick) but that should be “All your cow are belong to us!”
Ben & Jerry’s religion–Bovine Divinity
Zen ko(w)an:
What is the sound of one cow clapping?
Mooooo.
One of the chants of the famous Gregorian Mooonks:
Moooooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooo
Moooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooooooooo-oooooooo
Moooooooooo-oooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oooooooo-men
“More cowbell! I need more cowbell!”
Thanks to Johnny Bravo pop-reference, it’s only a short jump to:
Druids: Will we ever know if they built Cowhenge as a calendar or for sacrifices? Or did they even build it rather than finding it?
This should be named the Gary Larson thread.
Uhh… Baptist? I don’t understand what you were saying there, so here’s my version.
The one and only great cow sent its only begotten calf to die and take away the sins of all mankind, so if we believed our sins would be forgiven and we go to heaven.