That’s the kind of sacrifice I can appreciate. (And I’m thoroughly impressed you remembered!)
Esprix
I am still recuperating from my wildassed July 15th birthday party with the hundreds of Dopers doing the conga line down The Strip and then carrying me into the MGM Grand Garden where Led Zepplin re-united for a one-time-only concert in my honor. Too bad you couldn’t make it.
>>DMark shuffles through invite list<<
Oh.
Well, we’ll invite you next year. Promise.
It was the first step in my hostile takeover. A few more years, and July 19th will be MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! Mwahaha.
I put my big floatie chair in the pool and floated around on it while drinking a couple beers. That do anything for ya? It did for me. 
Oh, and current squeeze came by after he finished work, joined me in a little floating and err… umm… you know.
Didn’t you get the rat I sent you through my snake’s intercession?
Damn it! This is the third year in a row I’ve forgotten to pay my homage! I’ll open a nice bottle of merlot and drink an extra glass in your honor. Maybe a couple of extra glasses.
You really out to come around more often…we long time lurkers miss the old regulars.
Oh, wow! Does this mean that it was YOU who set that Dust-Hog on fire out in the factory so we all got to go home early?!
Wow! Thanks! I really appreciate it!
Oh gross! TMI, dude. Ewwww …
Oh! Floatie chair.
In the pool.
Sorry 'bout that. Jumped to conclusions, and all. That’s what I get for following the you-know-what by you-know-who thread in the Pit.
July 19th, I hate to inform you, is my day. I’ve owned if for, well 20 years. One retchedly hot day in July of 1985, I was born. Ergo, I have prior right.
Oh well, you can take. All but about three of them have been miserable. Although if you were responsible for the events of last year’s birthday, I will not be happy. It’s really an amusing story, now that we’ve all lived through it. But I digress.
I’m sorry. I hadn’t realized. My deepest apologies.
For what it’s worth, yesterday was a lovely break from the heat wave that we were having. Temps were down into the high 70s and the humidity dropped as well.
Thanks very much for the lovely day Esprix. You are the best day owner ever.
19th… oh right. I, uh, got torridly, transcendently and gloriously laid. Um, in your honor.
Well at least somebody’s gettin’ some, eh?
My July 19 was kind of bad. Thanks for letting me know whom to blame. Did I not make the proper sacrifices or something?
Esprix,
I have the unpleasant duty to inform you that you have been failing in your duty. When you were given that day you were informed to Take care of it .
You have been derelict in that duty. On that day in question you allowed this to occur . The results are visible from orbit! .
The head office is less than pleased.
You’re a big silly. Of course I kept all of my ookies for you in honour.
Well, the spouse cooked dinner while I read most of Harry Potter (still got some to go; will finish it up today). And we rode bikes. 'Twas a good day - hope you enjoyed too.
I had to put my dog to sleep on your damned day .
July 19 sucks .
OK, so next year, you’ll need to have a crappy day for not inviting me this year, ok? Great. Thanks.
Esprix
Dude, seriously, if you’re going to toke on my day, don’t bogart it, alright? 
Esprix
We approve of you know.
Esprix
No, thank God. Try again next year, and aim a little… no, aim a LOT higher. Ew.
Esprix