Blurf.
I went to irk today becuz I couldn’t stand another 24/7 with VWife.
{{{{Spaz}}}}
Yeah, Swampy only uses his evil for good.
Plus I am especially good at evil. Or is that especially evil at good. I tend to get 'em confused. 
I still have some of the Godiva I received for Christmas.
Light and dark chocolates with soft caramel inside.
I’ll send some over to you.
Up, caffeinated, off to irk.
Happy Hump Day!
Although it feels like Monday, my internal clock is all screwed up.
Derpy dog woke me at 2 to go out then again at 7. I told him he has to wait this am because the working half of the HFH hasn’t left yet which probably means the hounds from hell are loose in the house and he will get attacked. I wonder if the working half is actually working anymore or if he lost his job. They need to go live with his family for a while except they can’t because none of his family talks to him.
Swampy it’s okay to be evil, it’s a dirty job but somebody has to do it. You have to keep things balanced otherwise the earth will tilt, drift out of orbit and due to the loss of gravity we will all go spinning into outer space. So in a twisted way, evil is what keeps us going.
Not to forget all the police, prosecutors, judges, and guards who would find themselves suddenly out of work and will be a further drain on the economy.
Thus teh evil is good we should embrace teh evil.
Weird coming back to work after almost a month off. And I always forget to write my passwords down somewhere before I leave so that’s a bit of a guessing game. Fortunately there’s only so many variations on ASDqwe123. 
Hope everyone had a marvelous Christmas and better New Year’s. I finally feel completely caught up with all my household ‘honeydew’ projects, enjoyed getting to cook all the turkeys and ribeye roasts I wanted, entertained family for lengthy stays and have set all my breakable resolutions in place. So on with the new!
ETA: Sorry about your Pop, Spaz.
Sitting at the airport waiting for my flight back to LA. How can all these people be in line for Five Guys and Chipotle at 9am? Yuck. They don’t even breakfast menus. I like both places, but not at this hour.
Happy 2nd day of 2013.
Would like to castrate the idjit who decieded that 0 dark thirty THIS morning was a good time to set off some left over fire works. I have no complaints about New Years fire works after midnight for a couple of hours, but seriously dude (or dudette, I am an equal opportunity hater) you are about 24 hours too late! Plus I have to get up for work 0530. Not cool!
mumble, mumble stupid kids, mumble mumble
So sorry about your Dad, Spaz. Lots of hugs, prayers and good thoughts heading your way.
Sorry about everyone who’s having a crappy beginning to 2013. 
And, yeah, thanks, Spidey for that lovely image. (I know, I know, I could have stopped clicking.)
In the cheerfulness department, someone invented this. Warning: potential major timewaster.
Also, for FCM (leftover from yesterday): I first met Allie Brosh when somoene started a thread about the Alot.
Am relaxing before getting going on further bedroom clean-up. Eye appointment this afternoon. Woo hoo.
Hugs all.
GT
Speaking for myself, I find everything sexy. Sweet women and sweaty women. Tall women and short women. Women with the voices of angels and women who sound like Clint Eastwood on a bad day. What can I say? I’m not just heterosexual, I’m a flaming heterosexual! 
Okay MMP, I have a question for you: what can I do with a bagful of lipsticks? Afternoon Blonde at work has been helping me with my “let’s look like something” crusade and hooking me up with the makeups. Thing is, a lot of the lipsticks she gave me are “blonde person” lipsticks and I’m definitely an autumnal shade type of gal. We’re talking a bag of **PINK **lipstick. All of them have been tried on exactly once (usually followed by an “ew” face) and recapped. Is there somewhere I can donate these? They’re good lipsticks and it’s seems a shame to toss them if they haven’t really been used.
What a delightful mornin’ of deliverin’ calendars I have had. More to come tomorrow and Firday. Rah.
Spaz shall we call this “gently used” lipstick? Seems to me that once it’s used even once, it’s kinda like lip balm (notice my generic use of the term) in that once it’s used it shouldn’t be shared. However, what do I know from lipstick.
In other news, I’s hongry!
Anything is better organized in an array. Very cute!
{{{Spaz}}} hope your dad recovers quickly and this helps his overall health.
Me, I’m going to be cheerful here. Norovirus went through the family starting on Xmas Eve eve, so the kids were puking their guts out on Christmas, and last Wednesday I was on the verge of passing out in the doctor’s waiting room, BUT, we all got phenergan as needed and got better, did Second Christmas at my folks’, and generally it was a good holiday.
I’m ready to emerge from the holiday cocoon and engage real life. I’m trying to capitalize on the 10+ pound weight loss from two stomach viruses in two months, as well as my smaller stomach size as a result. So far so good.
I’ve also decided to do yoga every morning - that will get in some exercise and help for my stiff joints as well as meditation, all in one. I’m really enjoying it!
Best of all, I’m embracing Unf*** Your Habitat (do we swear in the MMP?), and just trying to do the little list they put up each evening to set up the next morning. Feels empowering! And my living room is looking much less hoard-y, too, since I’m getting the kids into decluttering and putting their crap away when they’re done with it!
Every damn day.
Whew - day is done. Gotta run by the post office to mail a package, then stop by the little store to pick up a check for December sales. Then home to collapse - my brain is fried…
Mr. O’Connell! :eek:
{{Spaz 'n family}}
Went plant shopping today- a dangerous thing to do, but I got a voucher for Christmas… which I didn’t use
I’mlso trying to get the axolotl proper grown up tank set up today, which I’m sort of regretting putting in my bedroom, seeing as the nearest tap is downstairs, so I’ve just been running up and down the stairs sloshing buckets of water everywhere… It’s no rush though, nothin’s going in there until the filter gets here.
The housemate has taken over the kitchen for the day, so I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to get dinner for a bit- I keep hearing the occasional swear word and loud clanging noise, so I’m not sure what’s going on. I don’t get involved until there’s screaming…
OK- my house is officially on the market as of tomorrow. Only four months later than I wanted to.
Good thoughts for a fast sale…