An Oreo’s filling should not be red. Or green. Or orange. Or any other color that coincides with a holiday. It’s just not natural. It’s an abomination against everything that is good and right. It’s an insult to its “lardy” goodness. Damn it! Why mess with a good thing.
Whew! Glad I got that off my chest.
Oh yeah…and Oreos are perfect after nookie, instead of a smoke. Note, however, that they are best consumed after sex, and not during.
Thank God, I thought I was the only one. Why do companies think that coloring the cookies is gonna make them more popular? Hell, why do companies think that Oreos have to BE more popular? Just leave em alone, already!
Hmmmmmm…“coloring the cookies”. There’s a phrase that begs a double meaning.
Yeah, I agree. Red orange and green are icky. This pretty blue they had a whie back was actually neat though. I never like the colored ones because they only come in double stuff and I like the chocolate cookies better than the cream filling.
i love the green ketchup! it’s so exciting. “uh-oh. did i REALLY put green ketchup on my french fries, or did i accidentally grab the bottle of green tabasco sauce? no way to find out but [sound of delicious chewing] aaahhh!! it WAS green tabasco sauce! no…wait…it was ketchup.”
as soon as they come out with purple mustard and blue mayonaisse i’ll be all set.