Respond to a thread without reading more than the title.

Fishing with Bears

My advice is to start with smaller bait - maggots or worms are ideal.

Web Design Help
Study spiders.

Barn Swallow help, please.

Do not attempt to swallow a barn.

What crazy expensive items today used to be cheap?

I used to be able to be had for a single Miller Lite. Now I work only for Johnny Walker Blue.

Tripler
Seriously, you want me to move those bricks? Show me the bottle.

Crafty Dopers - share your projects.

I’m planning to sneak into changing rooms and steal wallets.

Which way is Timbuktu?.

You can’t get there from here.

Grammar Question

How’s he recovering from the heart attack?

Kinda stupid question - is this a personal attack?

Yes, I would consider calling someone’s question stupid to be a personal attack.

Please, tell me you can’t do this! (Warm Refrigerator)

Because your food would spoil.

Why Didn’t Hitler Resort to Poison Gas?

Because murder-suicide by pistol was his idea of a romantic evening for two.

Infallible lie detector

If it can be detected, it’s not an infallible lie.

Obama launches web page to fight the smears

Perhaps some OxyClean will help. Either that or buy some new sheets.

Fishing with Bears

I feel like you’d get more mileage out of worms.

Respond to a thread without reading more than the title.

I can’t do that, it’s rude!

Damnit, the neighbors gave us rhubarb.

Did you know that over 70% of people with rhubarb contracted the vegetable while their neighbor showed no signs or symptoms of having it?

What crazy cheap items today used to be worth a fortune?.

Everything, pretty much.

Automotive question: What the HELL was that noise?

That as the cat that was spending evenings keeping warm under your hood being mauled when you started the car.

That’s not what I wanted to catch. Then you should stop having sex with random strangers.

Mean Gin drinks

If Gin didn’t drink, maybe she wouldn’t be so mean.

My Karma-O-Meter Just Exploded

The Karma Corporation is known for making crappy O-Meters. Seriously, what were you expecting?