Mean Gene dances
What would a magnet do to my laptop?
Stick to the metal bits.
Well, dammit. There’s only two of them left. Paul & Ringo are not feuding. Stop the presses!
From General Questions:
Why don’t we put a comma in the year? (i.e., 2008, not 2,008)
What would it hurt if we did? “The, year”
Is a Refrigerator Running for 46 Years Safe?
If the ump doesn’t call him out, he is, but damn, that would sure be a slow game!
Please, tell me you can’t do this! (Warm Refrigerator)
Do what? Run it for 46 years?
What would a magnet do to my laptop?
My guess is that it would probably f*ck it up really bad.
What are “Black Churches” really like?
Probably hotter, as I imagine that the dark paint absorbs more heat.
Do seagulls ever perch on trees?
No, because then they’d be treegulls.
From In My Humble Opinion:
What does “marriage” mean to you?
Something that will never happen for me, and the more stories I hear about divorce, infidelity, asshole husbands and bitchy wives, the gladder I am to be single.
From Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS):
I just got spam from the Catholic Church!
Is it the plain stuff or the extra spicy variety?
From The BBQ Pit:
I’m done with my sister
Can I have her?
Okay, I opened it. Now what?
Worst. Immigration policy. Ever.
How can they run MRI’s in a crowded hospital?
They keep the crowds out of that room.
I’ll give you three Bazooka Joe comics for it.
The Larch.
Fsck 'em! Fsck 'em right in the esr!
I’m sure he doesn’t need us to supply 'em – he can come with 'em on his own.
How Close Will The Election Be?
Oh, I’d say in about five months.
How Close Will The Election Be
Far away, across the ocean.
I totally disagree. Bicycle pants have no place in civilized society.
Re: Post #17: Heh, yeah, my cat used to do that.
ROFL. I literally wrote my reply without reading anything in this thread. I had no idea how appropriate my “response” to post 17 would be. :eek:
Two days to kill in Dallas/Fort Worth. What should I do?
Please tell me your name is not Lee Harvey Oswald and it is not November 21, 1963.
It would be a lot better if the people in 2366 didn’t make so much noise.
Yeah, well, it *is *a big one!
I would suggest you promptly go and read post #2 in that thread. 
What Was Dr. Jekyll’s Secret Vice
Let’s just say he and Mr. Hyde never completed the “chocolate in my peanut butter/peanut in my chocolate” exchange.
Please, tell me you can’t do this! (Warm Refrigerator)
“You can’t do this, Warm Refrigerator.”
Damnit, the neighbors gave us rhubarb.
My mind wants to stick “the” in there, so my answer would be, “How rude.” 
Family moves into puzzle–amazing story
Someone constructed a one-story dwelling out of jigsaw pieces? That is amazing!