Respond to a thread without reading more than the title.

Spot The Mistake (Daily Mail)

Reading it?

Is it possible to shoot off a person’s hat like Clint Eastwood

If I were going to do this, I might pick a person who hadn’t played Dirty Harry, but hey–Go ahead. Make his day.

Bigger Ass: Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne

I’ve heard of “Can X beat Y in a contest” threads but a battle of the derrieres is ridiculous.

Susan Atkins may be released

Any day now, any day now

Touch typing using left thumb for the space bar

Keep the space bar on the keyboard, and the thumb on your hand. Much less messy and painful.

I pit dumb science

Yeah, I hate those scientists, with their method, and their experimenting. We should just stick to mysticism…and stuff.

Sound effect madness

Zing! Bang! Boom! Crash! Boing!

London Dopers, I need your input

Attempting to imitate a Dick van Dyke accent might be counter productive.

Did Tiger pave the way for Obama

As much as he makes at golf, I doubt Tiger has to work at making private sidewalks in anyone’s back yard. Unless he just likes to do yard work.

Getting the most out of my home air conditioner

Turn it to the highest setting.

Tell Me About Eve Online

Sorry, dude. She’s married.

Is anyone into “Second Life”?

I’m still trying to get my first one.

Tell me about Eve Online

She’s got the most fantastic stories about all the classic Hollywood celebs.
electric chain saw opinions?

Pointy bit goes toward the tree.

The Euro 2008

Is worth about US$1.60

Switch hitter faces switch pitcher

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Did FDR really have polio?

No, he was just really, really lazy.

Hang gliders: Sling?

Eventually, yes.

**Why did women show their decolletage so much in the past?
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The older they get, the saggier they get.