Reverend Mykeru, you are such a fucking tool

Rev, I’m having a backyard party – mind if I help myself to some of these briquettes?

                                    Yes?

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                                           OK: Tourette's Syndrome, tardive
                                           dyskinesia (really ought to talk to your
                                           doc about med doses), or autism (I'm
                                           sorry, really I am. And I admire the
                                           breakthrough that allows you to post!).
                                           OK, so you sort of admit to trolling,
                                           but not really. Check.
                                           Well, perhaps you should have made
                                           that clear in said first post or the
                                           following ones, eh? ::wink, wink, nudge,
                                           nudge::
                                           Ahem.

                                           **Read the fucking thread title and the
                                           outpouring of unmitigated bullshit in
                                           the first few posts!**

                                           Hint: They were nothing resembling
                                           other, non-attacking Pit threads I've
                                           read that go something like this:
                                           "Poster, could I have a word with you?"
                                           No, no, no, no! It was more like: "Rev,
                                           yer a fuckin' tewl!" (the title) "You
                                           suck!," Yer argewmints suk!," "Yer dawg
                                           won't suk me even if'n I slather peanut
                                           butter all over my cock!" These being
                                           the OP and several of the first few
                                           posts, which I have taken the liberty of
                                           rendering with all the dignity they
                                           deserve.

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                                    Whatever floats your boat, Jeff. I happen to
                                    like seeing sanctimonious prigs get their asses
                                    handed to them. Warms my heart, it does! 

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                              Doubt it.

And the first annual, “Birds of a Feather” award goes to . . .

Jeff Olsen

That reminds me of when I was a kid. I would be walking home from school there was this viscious dog kept behind a wrought iron fence. Whenever I (or anyone else) walked by he would lunge at the fence growling and barking and snapping and being exceptionally intimidating.

Well, he would be, except he was no bigger than a cat, so I didn’t take him seriously either, especially since he had no sense of scale.

Doesn’t mean, however, that I wouldn’t give him a kick.

You used to kick puppies?

Libertarian

Puppies? No, whatever this thing was it was fully grown, if not very large, white and slightly yellow about the fringes, sort of like a used Q-Tip with teeth.

In fact, I’m not sure but it might be the only dog I ever saw with dentures.

More like “none of the above.” I don’t do it very often and never with a complete stranger until now.

You got me there. :slight_smile: However, Grendel did seem to get the gist that I was mainly kidding around. OTOH, where Rev. is concerend I was hoping that he would realize nobody could be that xenophobic but it finally occurred to me it wasn’t going to happen.

Not my fault if y’all can’t separate the wheat from the chaff.

If I’m reading this correctly, neither of us were taking the other seriously. Good show!
:smiley: