** Kisses Sunspace on the teeth **
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Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter…
Weasley, Weasley
SNAPE!
A moose once bit my sister…
Mind you, moose bites can be pretti nasti…
[singing]
“Moose, moose, I like a moose,
I’ve never had anything quite like a moose…”
[/singing]
Moose, moose, glorious moose,
nothing quite like it for keeping us loose,
so weasel my easel, and act like Vin Diesel,
or else we shall easl-y hang from a noose.
:eek:
::stunned applause::
Wow, Bippy, a new verse. Damned impressive.
Can I have your weasel?
raises hand to claim video rights
Really, Sir, I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. None whatsoever. Kindly cease your insidious accusations.
Must everything turn into a flirt thread?
Why, yes. Yes it must. 
Bippy, was the the Hippopotamus song weaselified? I think it was.
Mud, mud, glorious mud indeed weaseled into my brain with a little ‘shizzle my nizzle’ and Effexor/Lexapro drug interaction.
Rhinocerosersaurus Attacks !
Who rolls down stairs
breaks tables and chairs
and makes a fuss at the zoo?
He mostly eats grass
and has a huge ass
everyone knows it’s rhino!
It’s rhino, it’s rhino
the horny one everyone likes
it’s rhino, it’s rhino
you’ll never see them riding bikes.
Everyone loves a rhino…
Everyone loves a rhino…
And nobody’s quoted Mason Williams yet?
Them Moose Goosers
(parts snipped for copyright purposes)
Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.
Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin’ through the woods,
Pokin’ them snoozy moose
In they goods.
I’m a lookin’ for the weasel
who used to drive a diesel
‘til the rabbits ate his brain
whistly line here
and I’m tryin’ to find the rhino
where he’s gone to, hell if I know
so my search is all in vain.
There’s a Polar Bear in our Frigidare–
He likes it 'cause it’s cold in there.
[snip for copywrite purposes]
And it gives me a scare
To know he’s in there–
That Polary Bear In our Fridgitydaire.
Shel Silverstein was a GENIUS!
Rhino: Does shit stick to your fur?
Weasel: No.
:Rhino wipes ass with the weasel :
Rhino: Thanks!
It cost $20 to see the rest of my act. It costs $100 to not see the rest of my act.
Did you know that weasels can kill you?
A guy I knew was walking down the train tracks, and didn’t get out of the way when he heard the weasel!
My daughter commented this weekend that pizza is one of the funniest words to say.
So, everybody, PIIIIIZZZZZAAAA! Pizza pizza pizza pizza!