So identified.
He’s the one who killed them all
Furthermore–he lied!
He who killed them all
Wrote If I Did It as far
As I can recall.
Wrote If I Did It
OJ, time to go away
Put a lid on it!
Time to go away,
I am leaving forever,
Flouncing so they say.
Leaving forever
On a big jet airliner
My last endeavor.
A big jet airline
Squeezed in so tight I confused
My brow and hairline.
so tight I confused
Drano Liquid Drain Cleaner
And a fifth of booze.
Liquid drain cleaner
That looks just like Mountain Dew
Makes my sink greener.
Looks like Mountain Dew
But it’s just a cheap knock off
That makes me say “ew”
But a cheap knock off
Mold did enrage the king, so
He knocked its block off.
Enrage the king, so
“Off with his head” he proclaimed.
Now his ears hang low.