And the father will
Treat his kids to movie thrills,
Such as Jack & Jill.
Kids treat movie thrills
- explosions and car crashes-
like so many pills.
Explosions, crashes
Make me terribly nauseous
In spurts and flashes.
Terribly nauseous
I have just thrown up enough
For the four of us.
I throw up enough
To turn my insides out. A
new costume. Real rough.
Turn my insides out
It’s a gruesome sight, no doubt
Entrails slide about
A gruesome sight is
An MRI showing di-
verticulitis.
An MRI show
was highlight contraband at
the underground show.
Highlight contraband,
Twenty forged signatures in
The palm of my hand.
forged signatures in
Boss of the Year ballot box
Might get you a win
The Boss of the Year
Held monthly tavern raffles
And gave away beer.
Held monthly raffles
Giving away cheap prizes
The reason baffles.
I won cheap prizes
By playing cheap games guessing
Dollar Store sizes.
Playing guessing games
Makes the cops go ballistic
By not naming names.
Cops go ballistic
When they meet witnesses who
Are solipsistic.
Witnesses meet to
Decide who did what and then
Who did it to who.
Who did what and then
Tell them do it again and
They’ll get five-to-ten.
Tell them to do it
And sure as hell you can bet
That they don’t do it.
Sure as hell you can
Give your triplets the names of
Lill, Nancy and Dan
Giving triplets names
So identifiable
Since they look the same.