Use headphones when you
are listening to others
who don’t have a clue.
Others listening
To hot gossip squee while their
Ears are glistening.
“Don’t tease the monkey.
We don’t allow your type here
Aren’t you a junkie?”
We don’t allow your
Morbid stories. They scare the
Kids and adults bore.
Morbid stories: they
are sad but remind us of
good in life today.
But remind us of
Riding public vehicles
Start of our bus love.
Public vehicles
Sometimes stall in cold weather
And get icicles.
Stall in cold weather
I don’t like February
April is better
Like February,
March was meh. Now floods will fill
the tributaries.
Now March floods will fill
And flood all of our rivers
Though I like spring, still.
All our rivers flood,
Drench the land, receed and leave
What they have brought: Mud.
Drench, recede, and leave
just like Sheila did summer
last. I got ho-heave.
Shelia did Summer
A bad lesbian porn flick
Is a real bummer.
Bad lesbian porn
I’m excited to watch it
And then I’m forlorn
I’m excited to
Win twenty million dollars
Then, what would you do?
Win twenty dollars
Put a down payment on gold
Plated dog collars.
The Gold Down Put-On:
Worst porn movie ever. No
patron got wood-on.
Porn movie ever
Help you get laid? I bet the
Answer is “Never.”
I bet you get laid
said the teen to a mother
of ten. She’s dismayed.
Teen to a mother
In two years. And the father
is her stepbrother.