One day seemed as like
The day before and after
The plant is on strike.
Before and afta
Trump screws with trade agreements
We’ll have NAFTA
Agreements screws Trump
who’s afraid of things that can
go bumpity bump.
Afraid of things that
Can bite, scratch, and go meow
Do not get a cat.
Can bite scratch and go
On to the next level of
“terrify your beau.”
To the next level
Of the Circles of Hell where
I met the devil
the Circles of Hell
Which one will house Donald Trump?
Satan will not tell
Which one will house Trump?
A prison, a gulag, or
A donkey’s fat rump?
Prison, gulag or
Cuckoo’s nest. No difference
You’re locked up, for sure.
Cuckoo’s nest: no diff
From the seats of congress. Build
A wall there. Terrif.
The seats of congress
Oh, the asses who sit there
Will make the wrong guess.
Asses who sit there
Tear their hair while watching bears
In the grass shit there.
Tear their hair watching
Their little girls playing games
Sidewalk hopscotching
There, little girls play
giggle, swoon and laugh a dance
greater than ballet.
Giggle, laugh and swoon
While you dance by the light of
the silvery moon.
When you dance by light
Sing that song: “Revved up like a
(Something something) night”.
Sing that song revved up
Give the microphone your all.
Win the first prize cup.
Give the microphone
Two turn tables. Not one. Not
Three. Two. Got it, Holmes?
Not two turn tables
All songs are now in the cloud
And joined by cables
All songs in the cloud
Please use headphones when you want
To play them so loud.