a one bedroom house
But there is not room for my
rhino, horse, and mouse
But there is not room
For you necrophiliacs.
Get out of my tomb!
Necrophiliacs
Use lots of cologne but not
For what it attracts.
Use lots of cologne
Here is one that’s guaranteed
To make your love moan.
One that’s guaranteed!
Have you heard of cannabis?
Perhaps a wee weed?
You have cannabis?
Let’s meet. I think that we’re all
bozos on this bus.
I think that we’re all
Not going to Heaven, and
Headed for a fall.
Not going to heaven
Is no big deal. On my must-
See list, it’s eleven.
No big deal on my
Scale of pain, it rates a one
I didn’t even cry.
Oops, eleven rhymes nicely but has too many syllables. Just pretend it’s seven.
Scale of pain: a one
Needles and leather and rope
Our fun has begun
Needles and leather
Should work at keeping this old
Rare book together.
Work at keeping this
Rhyming haiku thread going so
I can take a piss.
Rhyming haiku thread
Keeps your numbers honest and
Proves poetic cred.
Proves poetic cred
ain’t enough to say that what
just needs to be said.
Ain’t enough to say
Make rhyme from the middle line?
You go your own way. 
From the middle line
I count my check out items
I have only nine.
This is my check out:
I’ll rest in peace if I find
A nice cool hangout.
I will rest in piece
When the Trump presidency
Is no longer—cease!
Trump presidency:
One day seemed as likely as
porn celibacy.