Through my hourglass
I realize that I’m late
For my shower class
I realize that
I somehow never did read
The Cat In The Hat
Never did I read
Lyrics like “I just want to
Make some eardrums bleed”.
Lyrics like “I just
want to have fun” are really
Not considered best.
Have fun to really
Keep a balance in your life.
All work is silly.
Keep a balance in
Your relationship with God.
Holiness, not sin.
God, relationships
Are best long-term. I thank my
Partner, my parents.
I thank my long term
Investments for keeping me
From dining on worms.
Investments for me
Mean keeping on living well
And quite happily.
Mean living: keeping
Everyone on edge, if not
Cursing, then weeping.
Every one, if not
Feeling way too freezing cold
May be feeling hot
Feeling freezing cold,
You sit in the snow, out of
Breath, wheezing and old.
You sit in the snow
The back of your pants is wet
That’s not snow, you know.
Your wet pants are back.
They ran faster than you. And
They shine like shellac.
They ran faster than
A paparazzi seeing a
Blond wig in a van.
Paparazzi seeing
A star behind a dumpster—
Is that guy peeing?
Behind a dumpster
Is a guy setting it on
Fire. Call him Trumpster.
Is setting it on
Fire worth more to you than
Us getting it on?
To you fire’s worth more
Than three hundred fifty, the
Price to hire Burt Ward.
Three hundred fifty
Rent on a one bedroom house?
That price is nifty!