the Mafia’s chief
Argued with the other chief
They sure had a beef
With the other chief
I had a better chance to
Pass as Indian.
You seem to being having problems following directions, boson. If this isn’t intentional, but rather a lack of understanding as to what constitutes a rhyme, here is a site that lists lots of rhymes for lots of words. Just enter the word you want a rhyme for and pick a rhyme word from the pure rhymes section. It’s so simple that even I can do it.
I had a better
Outcome when I followed the
Rules to the letter.
Thank you, Darkon. I am duly humbled.
When I follow those
rules, fewer eyes roll at the
nut. That’s how it goes.
Fewer eyes roll at
Me when I’m not snarky and
My heads not so fat.
When I’m not snarky
I don’t use words like Negro
Colored and darky.
I don’t use words like
Defenestrate. It’s pretentious
And unsportsmanlike.
Defenestrate. It is
Something I’d like to do to
Donald Trump. Ump his.
Something I’d like now
Is a peach and olive farm
With a purple cow.
A peach and olive
Stained my dishes so I will
Wash with Palmolive
My dishes I will
Have to create some new ones
To cook and to chill.
Create some new ones?
Why in hell should I do that?
I love hot-cross buns!
In hell, should I do
what I want - dancing naked
with the devil’s crew?
What I want - dancing
Singing, laughing, loving it
Frosty air prancing.
Laughing, loving it
When I get tickled a lot.
Oops, I peed—please quit!
When I get tickled
Love it, but it makes me pee.
It’s a real pickle!
Love, it makes me pee
Don’t do water sports but I
Drank too much iced tea
Don’t do water sports.
I prefer making snowmen,
Snow balls and snow forts.
I prefer snowmen
Numbers on my sundial and
Christmas tree gnomen.
On my sundial and
Through my hourglass go the
Little grains of sand.