I grip the white wheel
Getting electrocuted
I think “What’s that deal?”
electrocuted
When you grab that fence and you’re
Not rubber booted
When you grab that fence
Remind him that he owes me
Ninety-seven cents
Remind him that owes
Money, money is nothing
Compared to snapped toes.
Money is nothing
Until you don’t have any
Then it’s a big thing.
You don’t have any
Sweet, tasty penny candy
Costs but a penny
Sweet penny candy
To quote Dorothy Parker:
Candy is Dandy…
Dorothy Parker,
When Coolidge died: “How could they
Tell?” What a larker!!
“How could they?” Coolidge
Asked, “know I prefer fox-trot
Over the Charleston.”
I prefer fox trot
To the shimmy shimmy shake.
Old dances are hot.
Shimmy shimmy shake
Is what the flim flam man makes
When your coin he takes.
Shimmy shimmy shake
Walkin the dog to the dance
To hully gully.
Walkin’ to the dance
Hope for a little romance
This is my last chance
A little romance?
With flagrant fashion faux pas,
You haven’t a chance.
With fashion faux pas
Janet Jackson really wished
She had worn a bra
Janet Jackson wished
She’d been in her happy place:
The stream where she fished.
In her happy place
Is where we both were when she
Sat down on my face.
Is where we both were
When we sobered up, in jail?
Or was that your pad?
When we sobered up,
You insisted on having
Folgers in your cup.
You insisted on
Meeting the Mafia’s chief
The Godfather Don