Rhyming Haiku Madness

Rested drillers cause
Underdreaming mnemonics
Bold temptress, she awes

Dreaming mnemonics
Caused me to recall school days
When I took phonics

To recall school days
I have to smoke some good weed
Then it’s all a haze.

to smoke some good weed
The goal of many stoners
It’s high praise indeed

The goal of stoners
Seems impossible. Do drugs
And have good boners.

Impossible drugs
Have no side effects at all:
Warm and safe as hugs.

Estrangement effect
Was often in the plays of
Eugen Bertolt Brecht.

Don Was produced played
And sang on Was (Not Was)
Many more were made.

And sang on Not Was
A really, really good song
That was the real buzz.

A really good song
Has music and rhythm and
Words that just belong.

music and rhythm
When he has a bit of both
She will dance with him

When he has a bit
Of whisky, beer and good wine.
You will both get lit.

Whisky, beer, and wine
Drinking all will be trouble
Drinking one is fine

All will be trouble
Until the impeachment’s done
Then it may double.

When peach cobbler’s done,
Stand and raise high your boom box
Lloyd Dobler, my son.

Raise high your boom box
It’s time to let the world know
Booming music ROCKS!

It’s time the world knows,
Beef in a blender renders
Some sloppy whirled Joes.

Biff Render swung out
the door to the shed and saw
a ghost. Ooh, he’d shout.

FYI Boson, we’re taking 5 syllables from the middle line of the previous post and building a rhyming haiku from that.
To the shed and saw
A duck, a mouse, my dog, and
A bucket of slaw

Duck-mouse gene hacker
Raised his hybrid chimera
On cheese and quackers.