Raised his hybrid chimera
female, lion, goat, serpent
Who played the lyre.
Female lion, goat
A horse, lemur, a cougar
A mouse and a stoat
Lemur, a cougar
Wants to get jiggy with you.
So be her sugar.
Want to get jiggy
With a pantless short bald guy?
Here he is: Ziggy.
Pantless short bald guy
And yet I am stalking him.
I just don’t know why.
Stalking yeti yet
Found just a shaggy sweater
On Toni Collette
A shaggy sweater
Thatstinks like Snopp Doggy Dog
When it gets wetter.
Histay isn’tyay
Ifficultday usingyay
Igpay Atinlay
Fuck, fuck, fuck this pain
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck this weather
Fuck, fuck, fuck this rain
Elephantitis
Hepatitis, bursitis-
They vex and spite us
Sorry, just stretching my haiku muscles-on with the show:
That stinks like a dog
That went out in the night and
Ingested a frog
Went out in the night
Saw the Star Spangled Banner
By dawn’s early light.
Banner, star spangled,
Gets green and morphs into Hulk,
And Hulk car mangled.
Gets green into Hulk
Hulk love enormous salads
He eats them for bulk.
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Love enormous Hulk
When he smashes and bashes
But when bored-he sulks
Smashes and bashes
Hulk’s going to punch Thanos
And his ship crashes
Hulk’s going to punch
President Donald Trump’s ass
And then eat his lunch.
Hulk punch President,
Then sleep. Must brush first. Arghhh!! Hulk
Out of Pepsodent!!
Then sleep. Must brush first
Tower prison is real bad.
Rapunzel hair–worst!