Prison is real bad
For keeping hair and nails right
And the shoes ain’t rad.
Keeping hair and nails
Looking good on cadavers
Whoopi never fails.
(Whoopi Goldberg used to do make-up on corpses).
Cadavers look good.
See Keith Richards play guitar
Like a dead man should.
See Keith Richards play.
See Keith Richards with a whore.
See Keith Richards pay.
Keith was a hoary
Bat. He was killed by a wind
Mill. End of story.
He was killed by wind.
A tornado brought him down
Death to those who sinned.
A down tornado
Swirls through the pillow plant with
An open window.
Swirls through the pillow
After I finish making
Sweet love to Willow.
I finish making
All of these tasty cookies
I’m masterbaking
These tasty cookies
Are hands off! I’m giving them
To master Wookies.
Hands are giving Off!
And spreading it all over.
Turn my head and cough.
And spreading it all
Over Boston and suburbs
Hear Paul Revere’s call.
Boston and the 'burbs
Nedham, Dedham and Gotham
Mmm ham. Pig candy.
Last line should be:
Mmm, ham with fresh herbs.
Nedham and Dedham
Do not compare to Gotham
por those on the lam.
Do not compare to
Chainmail what one may very
Easily tear through.
What one might very
Well call kosher, as it has
No meat or dairy.
Well call as it has
you sing skeedle dee be bop
Scatting modern jazz
You sing dee be bop
I sing Zippa-De-Doo-Dah
Our show is a flop.
Zipper didn’t do.
Man! Stuck in the up. I wish
The fly was Velcro.