I wish Stuck Up Man
Would sup on cups of bad clams,
Upchuck much, and scram.
Would sup on bad clams
My good luck I keep kosher
No shellfish, no hams.
I don’t keep kosher
Shrimps with bacon fill my gut
Now I have closure
Shrimps filled with bacon,
Double cheeseburger and fries
My gut is aching.
Cheeseburger and fries
For me. For my frog: Crickets,
Gnats, skeeters and flies.
For me, for my frog,
Jim Henson is our hero
Up and down the log.
Tom Benson hero
To New Orleans Saints fans over
All of the delta.
New Orleans Saints fans
Remember Chuck Muncie: Good
RB, better man.
Remember Chuck Good?
Piano playing brother
Of Johnny B. Good.
Piano playing
By Liberace makes me
Itchy and scratchy.
Liberace makes
Me wonder if one can’t have
Them and eat them (cakes).
If one can’t have me
I will be ok with two.
I am generous.
Two will be OK,
But remember to follow
These rules, all the way:
- Derive your first line from the previous haiku’s second line; and
- Make your new haiku rhyme its first and third line.
Member to follow
All the rules in syllables
And rhyme. Don’t fall low.
Remember ('member)
Gunpowder Treason and Plot:
Fifth of November!
ack! Ninja’d!
Oh, well,
All syllable rules
That’s the five and seven, folks,
And rhyme like All Fools.
the five and seven
packs of beer are now at the
Seven Eleven
Packs of beer are now
Not sold to minors? Well, d’oh
Man, don’t have a cow.
Not sold to minors?
Kids can’t have canaries 'cuz
They’re sold to miners
Kids have canaries
Carrie carries caries and
Bogs grow cranberries
Carrie carries and
When she trips on the seashells
She lands on the sand.