Right-wing assholes are so predictable

“A mere millionaire who laid out a large chunk of his savings for a house a fraction of that pricetag might also be displeased, but let’s be sure to focus attention on the grievances of the “best” humans, the Job-Creating super-rich. And if Japan, reeling from a horrific disaster – and far more generous with foreign aid than U.S.A. – needs to raise taxes to reimburse these aggrieved super-rich let’s certainly hope they raise taxes on their own indolent welfare abusers and not their own billionaires.”

Sheesh! This ideation is so putrid I can only respond to it in BBQ Pit. It came as little surprise of course:

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My take on [blame for mortgage crisis]:
Clinton: easily 30%-he had the brilliant idea that banks should give mortgages to deadbeats.
(Ex) Sen. Dodd(CT):-15%-he was instrumental in forcing the banks to lend to people with…
There are too many of these deals (Solyndra, Fiskars, etc.) to be coincidental. Might these all be part of a huge kickback scheme to provide funding for the 2012 election?
THe whole “green” energy…

I looks like [Martin Luther] King [,Jr.] has just completed the “Long March”.
Its a perfect example of Stalinist “cult of the individual” art.

Start a “Green” solar energy company, and get a multimillion $ loan from the governemnt. Then go bankrupt-after you pay ypourself a nice bonus!

In Massachusetts, should you wound or kill a robber, you will be sued by his family-and probably made to pay an enormous fine (plus your legal bills).
And if your weapon is unregistered, you will…

Here’s how you get a $16 DOJ muffin:
-by muffins from Dunkin Donuts ($2.49 each)
-add graft ($13.51)
REsult: hotel makes big profit, owners “donate” to Democratic Party
Everybody is happy!
[/QUOTE]

These are just excerpts seen via View Posts by this Nutnik – this Nutnik hardly seemed worth an extra click. There’s no need to bother refuting his half-truths. The muffin gibberish, of course, is not a half-truth but an outright lie. That he bought into it tells us what his favorite news source is.

But the reason I’m posting is to brag that browsing SDMB has taught me to detect the right-wing stench from small clues:

While ralph124c was, unfortunately, a familiar voice, I’d hardly heard of obbn. So I made a bet with myself, clicked View Posts and won the bet:

I won’t comment on this screed except to congratulate you on being able to afford your meds and recommend you try some new ones.

Think of the SDMB as a number of villages. Each one needs its idiot, although some have more than their allotment.

Shit comes out of them? :stuck_out_tongue:

You aren’t wrong but ralph124c is a total idiot. Even the conservatives on the board think so. The lefties have to deal with gonzomax, and the righties have him. Both morons, neither worth wasting energy on. I suggest the “Ignore” feature.

And it only took that thread on the Social Security COL increase for me to place obbn in the same category. He’s a dipshit.

Again, you aren’t wrong, but this also isn’t really news. They are annoying as shit though, I’ll give you that.

Even worst, the centrists have both. Ugh. :cool:

Yeah, but at least they’re calmer.

You know, it struck me that their lack of grammar, incoherency, and total inability to make a point seem awfully similar…

Has anyone ever seen both of them in the same thread?

Good g-d, that’s a metric shit ton of stupid quoted there in the OP.

Hey magellan, I think we found our bag of hammers

If one looks through posts previously posted by me, one will find that I have (more than once) expressed that I would be delighted to pay good United States Money to the SDMB if it would allow me to buy ralph124c a custom title of “The SDMB’s Stupidest Poster”.

That is a piss poor OP, but I wouldn’t use it as a gauge for the average level of intelligence exhibited by septimus. Chalk it up to a bad day.

Unless I have been whooshed, which is quite possible, I was referring to ralph and the other one…

No, I misread your post. Let’s not forget Jinx, though. I think it’s a real horserace for stupidest SDMB poster, and not just between those two.

If we can change his title to “The SDMB’s Stupidest Conservative Poster” and get Gonz “The SDMB’s Stupidest Liberal Poster”, just tell me where to send the check.

Conservative, Liberal, whatever. I read that thread by ralph and my only thought was douchebag, extra large.

I do not disagree.

I’m working on a theory that left-wing extremist idiots are more likely to be incoherent and right-wing extremist idiots are more likely to be mean-spirited.

The two posters mentioned as the exemplars of those in this thread are my cite.

Mug a bag lady as right wingers would applaud, and I will tell you where to send it

Hey Miss Elizabeth. Blow me. What exactly is your problem with my COS increase post? You really don’t see a problem with a 3.6% increase in 3 years? Instead of posting here how about sending me a PM and let me know your displeasure with my opinion. I sure would like to hear it.

A little slow on the draw there, obbn.