This guy has been around a lot longer than I thought and I never would have guessed he was seventy two. He is still a very handsome man and still going strong, reprising his role as #2 in Austin Powers - Goldmember. I’m impressed.
No… I wasn’t watching Austin Powers but Reign of Fire at the movie theatre. So my burning question is why in the name of Og did the two old bats sitting behind me think everyone wanted to discuss how hot and desirable old RJ is???
Did you wander into the wrong theatre by mistake? You don’t seem like the fantasy/action types to me and you hated the movie, I know because you were sitting right behind me letting me know your feelings. Oh yeah, that and more about Robert Wagner every time there was a lull in the film.
I don’t think you overheard the two young men who were sitting behind you? There was something said about “smacking you in the head so you’d shut the fuck up”. I understand their feelings.
Friggin old bats. I went to see “Blood Work” (first mistake) and at one point poor Anjelica Huston has to say, “I’ll let you go only if you let me do some blood work.” Predictably the old bat behind me, in the latest in a string of scintillating comments? “‘Blood work’! That’s the name of the movie!”
I went to go see being John Malkovich and as is my wont sat in the middle of the very back row and spread out my jacket and popcorn and soda which I thought made it clear that the five seats surrounding me were off limits.
I forgot about the seats in front of me.
In comes the 4-some from HELL.
2 men, 2 women, all over the age of 65. They spent a good 5 minutes gabbling about whether they were in the right theater and another 6 trying to decide on a place to sit.
Where do they decide to sit?
Right in front of me of course.
Once the lights went down the next two hours of my life were pure hell.
They **never ** shut up.
The worst part was that they would talk over the dailogue and then say, Eh!! What’d he say?
Which of course covered up the dialogue that followed.
I was so seriously tempted to pour my soda over them, but decided against it since the fucking thing cost me $4.50.