Ron "Desanctimonious"

Does anyone think “sanctimonious” is a part of Trump’s vocabulary, or even that he knows what it means, apart from a general sense that it’s bad, a name you don’t want to be called?

Lord knows, I’m no fan of Ron Desantis, but there are a bunch of words I’d use to describe him before I’d label him “sanctimonious.” Is there a way for that adjective to apply to him correctly that I’m missing? Some act of sanctimony he’s performed, or am I correctly in thinking that Trump just came up with the word, having heard it or recognized it as a negative word, and decided to slap it on him?

If his opponent were named “Ron Derelevono” do you have the slightest doubt Trump would have dubbed him “Ron Irrelevant”? Or if were named “Ron Decisso” he would have called him “Wrong Decision”? Actually that last one might be too clever for Trump to come up with on his own.

Yeah, Trump clearly didn’t come up with that one. Hate to admit it but that’s probably why it sounds so lame.

I thought it was “Rhonda Sanctimonious”. That way he gets in two jabs at once: implying that he’s a both a girly man and holier-than-thou.

Rhonda Sans-Tits is a first rate drag name.

Rhonda Santis is a drag name.

Isn’t that enough? In this mode of nicknaming all you do is find a word with a negative connotation to replace their own.

‘Sanctimonious’ probably is in Trump’s vocabulary, something he’s heard used and probably used himself defensively. This kind of politics is Trump’s specialty. There is certainly a good chance he didn’t originate the use, but it’s not at all impossible that he did.

I know I heard that nickname somewhere else before I heard T say it. I think it was already in the zeitgeist. I was thinking how unoriginal he was.

Do you have any idea what it refers to, other than “I don’t like him”?

Ron Desanctimonious
My name is Ron Desanctimonious
And my behavior’s not felonious
But just you wait, just you wait…

Ron Disastrous comes much more naturally.

Maybe a limerick might capture the spirit:

A Florida man sanctimonious
Believed many things acrimonious

Of gays and transgender
He was no defender

Against Disney he was downright felonious.

Needs more makeup.

Meatball Ron is much better.

It just doesn’t fit with Trump’s usual MO for naming his opponents. Lyin’ Ted, Low-energy Jeb, Crooked Hillary, Sleepy Joe, Little Marco – these were effective because they played up a pre-existing perception about each politician and didn’t try pull some cute play-on-words. Agree with @Love_Rhombus, “Meatball Ron” is a much better nickname.

Doesn’t really matter does it? It does fit DeSantis, he seems to be working the sanctimonious types in Florida, but so is Trump. So it’s just to make DeSantis seem bad to an audience that doesn’t dig deeply into meanings.

Applause

Dear Mr. Trump,
I think we have enough evidence (see multiple videos) for a better nickname for DeSantis:
Bobble-Head Ron

You’re welcome,
Digby Disney

(Walt’s granddaughter’s second cousin)

For what it’s worth, add my vote in favor of “Meatball Ron.”

Would someone unpack the force of that, for this foreigner? Is there some special significance to meatballs?

Not particularly. “Meatball” is a word associated with “spaghetti” so there’s a bit of an anti-Italian slur in there somewhere, but it’s pretty weak sauce.