I, for one, am deeply disappointed.
Saddened, even.
For all the talk of you Americans saving up expensive booze to mark the occasion of Trump’s humiliating defeat, there is WAY too much sobriety in this thread.
I’ll raise a toast as soon as the liquor store opens.
Congratulations!
I have some South African liqueur around (Amarula), I’m tempted but I have to go to work in about 4 hours…
I’ve been trying to have one drink for every Senate seat flipped, but I’m finding it hard to keep up! 
Í didn’t want to try to drink a whole bottle of champagne, but I got a $12 bottle of beer that I am enjoying immensely!
I’d like to take this opportunity to express my deep concern for Susan Collins.
Oh fuck it, a very small shot of Amarula is what the doctor prescribes, may help me sleep.
While I broke out the bubbly about forty-five minutes ago this is not the end of the but merely the beginning of a humongous reclamation.
Careful, your brow could freeze like that.
I just poured a little Johnny Walker Blue in celebration. I only planned on drinking it if we took both the House and the Senate.
Trump: “Pretend I’m on the ballot!”
American Electorate: “Ok.”
Trump: “I’ll give you $5,000!”
American Electorate: “LOL!”
I’ve never been so happy to be wrong about something in my life! I think Trump may yet start bitching about how the election was rigged but at least there was no violence and no political suppression. Being a dictator must be a lot of work and Trump is only interested in it for brief periods of time, until it starts demanding sustained effort. But the people who believe in democracy never got tired of sustaining their efforts and for that I am proud of them.
No one but you could have snapped Texas blue so quickly. Thank you, orange idiot.
I’m imbibing expensive-ish beer (El Chingon, motherfucker!) and cheap, but delicious whiskey (Mellow Corn, $17 per 750ml) tonight. I might have my first real hangover in decades tomorrow.
Jesus Titty-fucking Christ, I haven’t been happier to be a Texan in motherfucking decades!
It’s 5pm here in eastern Australia, and I have a couple of chardies under my belt. 
NBC has called Maine for Jackson.
I was sure the Democrats were doomed after they ran Platner out of the race.
I was wrong. But at least I’m glad to be wrong.
It’s just after midnight here in Alberta, Canada, and I’ve got a couple of beers under my belt.
May have to move on to better stuff next round.
Hey, Pete Hegseth: You wanted a nationally televised execution? Here it is, bitch.
Mad King Poopypants now threatening renewed attacks on Iran tomorrow.
Stealing.
Pingree (D) wins governor in ME.