Anybody know what the ketchup situation is in the White House? Is it in the pantry, or is it on the walls?
Just remember, comrades, we owe all this to the inspired leadership of Hasan Piker.
Atlanta strip club tweeted:
Georgia is governed by Bottoms!
Just noticed “Abdul El-Sayed” has the same cadence as “Lisan Al Gaib”.
If Trump was on the ballot, he would have lost Texas. That was almost inconceivable, once.
I’m so exciting by all the results, I’m transmutiliazting myself.
I’m having gender transition surgery so I can get pregnant by an illegal immigrant furry, then get an abortion! And I’m going to do it while fully vaccinated!
I have the exact, feeling as I did in 2016 and 2024, but inverse. I feel as jubilant and psychologicaly high now as I felt dejected, disgusted and hopeless then.
I pray that our wise, Democratic leaders will, just this time, eschew their good, moral instincts and tell Trump and his sychophants to pound sand. The “I’m willing to work with Democrats” is the frightened, hail mary words of a desperate, fucked in the head, old man. I’m usually a giant bleeding heart; a bastion of forgiveness. But tonight I say “fuck all of them”. No second chance, no givies backsies. Fuck all of the hateful, ingnorant, greedy, corrupt, pedophile protecting twats, and investigate / prosecute them to the fullest.
But are you going to go vaygan?
How would you like that prepared? 
I’m so happy and shocked by these results.
I’ll hold off full celebration until January.
Sounds like a good plan.
I am happy. But I am extra happy because Susan fucking Collins lost.
I used to think she was an honorable person, despite having views significantly different from my own. Until she voted in favor of Brett Sniveling McSnivelface Kavanaugh as a Supreme Court justice.
Since then she has been dead to me. Rot in hell, Susan Collins.
I’m hoping by the end of the week Hegseth is the one taking the blame for this from Trump and he’s out for someone that can resolve Iran.
Drained Swamp.
Fricasseed with cream gravy and a side of boiled potatoes and dill, please.
Laura Loomer is having a crisis of faith.
If God is in charge, why did he let our country be taken over by Muslims and communists?
Something for people to think about.
3 am and I’m on to 64 year old Dylan tunes.
The foes will rise with the sleep still in their eyes
As they’re jerked from their beds, they’ll think they’re dreaming
But they’ll pinch themselves and squeal, and they’ll know that it’s for real
The hour that the ship comes in
And they’ll raise their hands, saying “We’ll meet all your demands!”
And we’ll shout from the bow “Your days are numbered!”
And like Pharoah’s tribe, they’ll be drowned in the tide
And like Goliath, they’ll be conquered!
If God is in charge, why did he let our country be taken over by Muslims and communists?
Laura? El-Sayed only won one election.
Are you there, God? It’s me, Laura. AAAAHHH YOU’RE NOT WHITE! NOOOOO!!!
LOL!!! Stealing this, as hopefully as other people are doing the same. 
Election schadenfreude thread on Bluesky:
I think I like this guy.