Rude Old Mother Fucker !

We just went out to dinner, and my little boy went to use the fucking bathroom. It’s a little men’s room with just a toilet, sink and urinal. My son was doing his business on the toilet, when this old motherfucker walked in on him, the door lock was tricky and my son didn’t have it completely locked. My son said " Oh, someone’s in here " The old shithead says " So what ? Two can fit "

My boy got out of there ASAP. He was upset and told me about what happened. When fartface came out of the john, I said to him very politely " Excuse me, you walked in on my son in the bathroom, in the future, please don’t do that again" That old scumsucker interupted me and said " So what ? it’s a public bathroom" I said " Yes but it is only a small one with no privacy walls and it’s only built for 1 person at a time" The dumbass, who is yelling now says " I’ll do what I want, I don’t need a lecture from you, if your kid wanted privacy, he should have locked the door. " I said " The lock wasn’t working properly, he thought it was locked, he just a little boy, how would you like it if someone did it to you ? " This jackass say to me " I would kick his ass, I deserve respect " Me yelling says " Why shouldn’t my boy get the same respect ? " fuckhead says " I deserve it because I’m an old man and I’ve earned it "

I fucking walked out. Sorry shit head you don’t simply deserve respect, you have to earn it. If you don’t get respect it’s because you don’t treat anyone else respectfully.

I’M FUCKING FURIOUS !

:mad:

That goat felching fucknugget! We’ll show him!

C. M. Burns: Smithers, have Matlock canceled.
Smithers: But, Sir. Matlock is already…
C. M. B.: Do as I say!

EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww. Ew ew ew.

What an asshole. He’s obviously not too bright either. Maybe you should post that little dialogue here.

In the immortal words of Joe Dirt:
Daaaaanng!

I do applaud you for not breaking his knees, though. Now *that * earns some respect.

What a dickhead. This just proves the old adage “theres no fool like an old fool”.

Seriously, if I was there, I would have kicked his ass for ya!

Dam old bastard…Who the fuck does he think he is …I’ll kick his ass.
I’ve always said, Just because your old doesnt mean you have my respect …that is something you earn.

i would have said something loud enough to make everyone in the restaurant thought he was a pervert – what else do you call an old man who insists on walking in on a little boy using the restroom?

there’s gotta be some kind of law against that.

There’s no problem with that. It’s a tiny little Italian place and everyone could hear very clearly. As we were leaving the waitress asked me if I’d like to speak to the owner and have him eject the old fart from the place, but I was too pissed and told her, thank you but no. I was so mad, I was afraid if I had to hear him or see him again, I would do something really bad.

“I’M FUCKING FURIOUS !”

I don’t blame you for a second! I can’t believe people could be THAT RUDE.

uuuugh…and just when I honestly believed that NOTHING SURPRISED ME ANYMORE, I see something like this. How can anyone want to go into a small bathroom while someone they don’t know is in there?? Jesus…

That’s fucked up. I have to respect you also, for not kicking in his nuts.

I surely would have. :mad:

…and, I’d think twice about an old man who’d do that to a little boy. Perhaps he did have sinister intentions.

Wow. I have to agree. If it was me, I seriously don’t know if I could have restrained myself from punching him in his 104 year old face. Asshole.

The term “motherfucker” usually makes me wince but that motherfucking motherfucker of a mommy copulator deserves a motherfucking antique oil lamp shoved up his blind ass.

Jeez, What a grandmotherfucker!

Cheezum crimony! I think I would have decked him whilst screaming bloody murder about the pervert who put the moves on my kid and then let him explain himself to the police.

You are to be applauded for the restraint you showed in not breaking his facebone.

I might have yelled pervert too. What a dickhead. I guess, in his defense, he might have been confused about what to do and then embarrassed and, therefore, defensive, but, dude, lie down and die if you can’t remember not to walk in on little boys in the bathroom.