[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy]
That is not funny if you’ve ever had it happen.
Trust me. Just trust me on this one. 
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You know, normally I’d be the first one calling BS and demanding the story, but on this one, I’ll go with your reccomendation. :eek:
[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
You know, normally I’d be the first one calling BS and demanding the story, but on this one, I’ll go with your reccomendation. :eek:
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A long summer day, an excess of alcohol on her part, a day long BBQ binge and sneaking a quickie at 11 at night in a laundry room. :eek: is correct.
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu]
And this story is even funnier in my head because I always thought you were a woman Vetbridge!
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hehehe. I am the furthest thing from a female that you could ever imagine.
Some mood killers:
“Stop, Daddy! It hurts!” (hopefully, this will kill the mood. If it doesn’t, RUN.)
“You’re on Candid Camera!”
look down and say, “Hey! It’s almost all cleared up!”
“I really shouldn’t be doing this; I have a girlfriend.” - I’ve never stood up so fast in my life.
[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy]
A long summer day, an excess of alcohol on her part, a day long BBQ binge and sneaking a quickie at 11 at night in a laundry room. :eek: is correct.
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Nonononononono…See, you weren’t supposed to tell. That’s simply horrific.
(Goes off to join in the thread about needing a barfy smiley)
[QUOTE=vetbridge]
I am the furthest thing from a female that you could ever imagine.
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You’re a drill press?
C’mon. As the somewhat ashamed originator of this thread, I demand a little appreciation for the opening post.
“Seacrest, OUT!”…?
Comedy gold…
Wow! That was great! You know, your daughter refuses to do anal.
[QUOTE=newcrasher]
C’mon. As the somewhat ashamed originator of this thread, I demand a little appreciation for the opening post.
“Seacrest, OUT!”…?
Comedy gold…
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I don’t know what it means?
You could always just turn the TV on. Thats what I did when I lost my virginity.
IIRC, *The Man Show *was on.
You know, now that I think of it…I might be a dick.
[QUOTE=JPen]
You could always just turn the TV on. Thats what I did when I lost my virginity.
IIRC, *The Man Show *was on.
You know, now that I think of it…I might be a dick.
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You’re not a dick. It’s not your fault she doesn’t interest you. I wish my exgirlfriend would have purchased that book titled If He Watches The Simpsons While You Suck Him Off, He’s Probably Not That Into You.
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
I don’t know what it means?
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That is how Ryan Seacrest signed off of American Idol last season…
[QUOTE=Bear_Nenno]
I wish my exgirlfriend would have purchased that book titled If He Watches The Simpsons While You Suck Him Off, He’s Probably Not That Into You.
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You think they sell that book on Amazon. I think that would be the perfect coffee table book.
There. That should prove I’m not shallow.
[QUOTE=JPen]
You think they sell that book on Amazon. I think that would be the perfect coffee table book.
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Ugh…I need an editor.
You think they sell that on Amazon? That would be the perfect coffee-table book.
When he is standing there proudly showing off his nakedness, look at his crotch, then back at his face with a blank stare and say:
Where is it?
[QUOTE=Ensign Edison]
That’ll do, pig.
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I know a couple who actually says this. She does, anyway.
No, I don’t know why I know this. It’s not the sort of information I really feel the need to know. Particularly when I am friends with the husband, not the wife.
Nonetheless, I find it amusing.
Reach over, grab your little note pad and pen, pause a moment and say, “hmm… pity fuck… check.”
Ooh, I have another one. If you’re a woman, you still have your note pad, right? Pause a moment and say, “hmm… gay guy… check.”