Here are the rules my fiancee and I use:
- Decide to play
- go to the closet and put on everything that you can (she’s much smaller then me, so she always gets the advantage… it’s my closet!!)
- Deal the cards (we play 5 card stud, usually with 2 wild cards)
- No betting, etc… who has time for that??
- Loser takes off an article of clothing!! WHEE!!!
- Loser of the game (IE: first one naked) prepares for the next phase… I’ll leave this to your imagination, but for the sake of my ego, imagine it taking hours!
Fiancee is Korean, and doesn’t know poker well, so I cheat!!
“no, no, no, honey! You see, I have three kings… so that beats four tens!!”
Someday, I’ll pay for this! But it’s worth it!!! [penthouse letter moment] A few years ago (true story), drunk and having fun, fiancee and I convinced 2 of her friends (female, Korean, and HOT to play strip poker with us… ended with me still in underwear and socks, and all three girls in assorted panties and bras (those without bras had strategically-held pillows, voted legal by a 3 to 4 margin! Damn!) Game ended with the next hand, when Jung- Hye was (BY THE RULES!!! AM I WRONG?) required to remove her panties… didn’t happen… :mad:[/penthouse letter moment]
[sub]sorry guys! I did my best!!![/sub]