Russia invades Ukraine {2022-02-24} (Part 1)

Ha! Good catch.

The Russians and the Americans aren’t at war. The Ukrainian Secretary of Defense (or the equivalent) is doubtlessly on Putin’s hit list.

Here’s my totally wild guess,( based on no information)

The US doesn’t target the very highest ranking generals because they are the ones who have authority over the nukes. Killing them would mean that Putin himself would demand control of the launch codes.
Unlike Putin, the generals are presumably still capable of rational thought.

Putin attempts to clean up Lavrov’s mess:

Lavrov may be feeling very uncomfortable right now. You don’t make the Boss have to call to apologize.

I just KNEW I had to be reading something wrong, somewhere, because the reports I was seeing of Lavrov’s comments were imbecilically outlandish. But no, he really said this:

I mean … how does ANYONE, much less your chief diplomat, say stuff like this?

Well, he’s been given the impossible task of trying to persuade the world that the Jewish Zelenskyy is a Nazi.

The Russians accompany this with claims that the Ukrainian president is a drug addict. Here’s a doctored video showing Zelenskyy with an added pile of cocaine:

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Technically, “semitic” is not strictly a synonym for “jewish”. There are Semites in the region who are Muslims. Hence, one could argue that the Israeli government has exhibited anti-semitic behavior in its treatment of the arabic Palestinians. Yet, to apply that label in a general way is clearly incorrect, since they treat another semitic group favorably.

Now I want to paint “black magic” sigils just to f*** with the Russians.

Pretty sure we can get the Satanic Temple/Church of Satan folks to kick in for this.

As long as it doesn’t involve a nuclear warhead being used I sort of don’t care.

Defense against a nuclear attack.

Technically, you’re wrong. “Semitic” may have multiple meanings, but “anti-Semitic” only has one.

So, is that argument anti-semantic?

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That was terrible.

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I suppose in something this appalling we’ll take our levity where we can find it…

Meanwhile, the thing with “Black Magic Sigils” at first seems ridiculous then I remember that here in the good ol’ US of A we have a load of people who fall for Satanic Panics every so often…

I’m wondering if he’ll ever be seen again, or if he’s now an unperson.

“Who?”

Mr. Foreign Minister, you are acheduled to accompany the II Corps Deputy Chief of Staff and the Commander of the 123rd Division to a tour of the staging grounds, that we just made a public announcement about…

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To put this in perspective: by my calculation, in the last two months Russia has lost a proportion of its population equal to around 88% of what the US lost in the entire Vietnam war.