Sarcastic Answers to Perfectly Civil Questions

**Taco Bell vs authentic Mexican food - What are the real differences? **

Color and texture of the diarrhea.

“Testicular torsion? Ever heard of it?”

Torsion, damn near killed him.

Yeah, I read that thread and I’m still trying to persuade my gonads to drop back into the sack from wherever they’re currently cringing in terror.

/aside

Would you like to go large?

Why yes, it’s a life’s ambition of mine to be a fat f**k.

How strong is the suction in space if your spaceship has a hole in it?

Trust me, if your spaceship had a hole in it, it would suck mightily.

Anybody else doing a dry January?

No.

Off Key? Or am I just weird?

a. No, it’s an off button! BUTTON!

b. If you have to ask…

Blizzard in Boston, what can we expect?

Snow.

Cabbage, potatoes, ground beef: what soup should I make?

Green pea and ham, obviously. :rolleyes: