Not necessarily a bad idea, though… when I started posting to this board, I tried to become someone well known for their intelligence, logical reasoning, and erudite wit.
Since that has failed completely, I’m now trying to get known for my sarcastic, vitriolic humor.
If that fails, I’ll probably start attacking random people in the Pit, possibly in incoherent ramblings (and these are different from your normal posts, how, John?) and rapid-fire, relentless spews of nastiness.
So unless you want another troll around, start praising me now. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
JMCJ
Winner of the Mr. & Mrs. Polycarp Award for Literalizing Cliches for knowing an actual atheist in a foxhole.
I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that this is not just a put on or a joke as was earlier speculated. I really don’t you folks’ protocols but why aren’t these things cyber mano a cyber mano duels just between the two combatants? (with the occasional outside quip or observation of course) Shouldn’t they go at each other solo until only one is left standing?
But then, who would get to listen to the wonderful, witty quips coming from the peanut gallery? I mean, geez, we’re all such brilliant posters, who wouldn’t want to be dazzled (be bedazzled?) by our wonderful statements and one-liners?
BTW, I’m still waiting for my praise, god dammit.
JMCJ
Winner of the Mr. & Mrs. Polycarp Award for Literalizing Cliches for knowing an actual atheist in a foxhole.
Hey Val. When I want you to open your mouth I’ll tell you to suck my dick.
Who the hell are you? Do you even know who you’re talking to?
Everything you said is so assinine(sic) that I briefly considered not dignifying it with a response.
But I couldn’t resist.
Here we go:
Yeha(sic), I know. I know lots of other shit too. For example. I know that I explained what “Noonch” is here Self Righteous Clique Official! in case you missed it. It’s an homage, you dumb bitch; if you don’t know what an homage is, look it up.
Same thing with fat guy in a lil coat. I come right out and give credit where credit is due. When it’s due.
Have you ever been to http://www.fathom.org/teemingmillions?
Check out the page o’ flames. Particularly the first one.
Then compare it to the OP of this thread: Sactimonious crack whores
Then look at the author. Even for you, this little excercise in deductive reasoning shouldn’t be too hard.
I know that Satan can defend himself. So can I. I only said what I said because I think it’s true.
And because one good turn deserves another. Satan once expressed appreciation for something I wrote. So I am returning the favor, after a fashion.
I haven’t said anything that I don’t back up. And I think that what happens here should stay here.
But you don’t back up anything. You quote me, make lame-ass comments, and have no links, no common sense to back up any of your claims. You sound like a whiny little cunt with a sore fuckin’ tooth, to me.
By the way, my dear doll-toting walking yeast infection, if you think I am aiming to ingratiate myself to other dopers, then why has no one else come here to <font size=+1, color=red>try</font> to rip my post up? How many people agree with you? One dude said that you can’t ignite jet-fuel with a match. I didn’t know that, it was a metaphor in any case.
All you accomplished is looking like a dipshit with a soggy thumb. If you had half a coherent thought to express, ever, I would have heard of you. I don’t know who the hell you are! But you seem to want to step in ring with me, so let’s get it on, snickerpuss. I’m game.
And last but not least, I make reference to movies a lot. I like movies. I quote them. I watch them and remember them.
I have mostly an eidetic memory. So that’s why all the quotes, all the terms all the names.
Here’s a little gift from me to you, so that you can understand some of the terms I use. Merriam-Webster Online [hint]Notice that you can make a link to it on your taskbar.[/hint]
Thanks for all your advice, slut. I hope you feel better. Women like you give the cool ones a bad name. A good friend of mine said you should have your mouth sewn shut…
Nah, you should have your vocal cords removed, that way you can still suck my dick.
Nice, how this post begins and ends on the same note, aint it?
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
Mental note: lonely virgins will attack when cornered.
I always like reading males who flame females by demanding they perform some sexual act on them.
Simple psychology, really. When an immature male is threatened by the possibility that an attractive female might exceed the male in some aspect (or in this case, every aspect), the insecure male envisions the superior female performing a degrading sexual act. In this manner, the troglodyte attempts to gain some edge, albeit imaginary, over his female adversary.
Nice try, fat boy. For now, just keep masturbating to the women you see in Kid Rock videos. They are certainly no threat to you.
Noonch, and all that.
Gypsy: Tom, I don’t get you. Tom Servo: Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.
Whoops. Sorry.
Thought this was the pit.
I must be in a Kindergarten class.
Alphagene, your remarks are unfounded. But funny, I guess, if you like that “pretending to be academic” sort of humor.
Don’t mean to piss you off, ChrisCTP.
You only looked at 2 threads today?
Other than here, there is only one other thread where I mention Val. That makes two still right? I don’t think that constitutes overdoing it. But, in the interest of not pissing off one of my favorite posters, here it is.
I, Lexicon, formally retract everything I ever said about Valerieblaise, in every thread on every board in any language. I didn’t mean to say anything in response to an attack in the pit, I was obviously mistaken as to the pit’s purpose. I am not fit to draw the same air as she through my slack jaw of a mouth.
Please have mercy on me and do not shove a boot up my ass. According to various sources, this hurts a great deal.
In the future, I will consult with ChrisCTP to see who I can respond to and who I cannot, and will thread all software through a proxy that she may monitor so as to modify the content to her liking.
Signed,
Oh, I am so sad and spend all my time here because I never get laid so that’s why I tell people to blow me, not because it’s a colorful way to tell them to fuck off a.k.a.
~Santi
Noonch.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
Face it LexD. At most, you are a source of ridicule to respected, nay, revered members of the SDMB community. At the very least you are some no-name Johnny-come-lately twitchy pubescent whose replies serve no real purpose but to make the scroll bar on my screen a bit smaller.
You make no attempt to answer or to pose any interesting questions in General Questions. You have made no insightful observations in Great Debates. You haven’t even really enamored yourself to anyone in the normally very welcoming MPSIMS enclave. Your “flames” in the Pit are merely disjointed collections of fallacious logic and uncreative puerile insults like “chump”, “cunt” and “crack-whore”.
You are in love with an overinflated perception of yourself and impress no one with your one-dimensional pop culture “homages”.
And finally, both in this online community and in the community that is Real Life, chicks dig me much more than they will ever dig you.
Life just isn’t fair.
Gypsy: Tom, I don’t get you. Tom Servo: Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.
Yeha(sic), I’m real sad about life not being fair, too. You’re so right, man. The ladies don’t dig me. Sniff
I know you must be right, because you know me personally. Er, no, that’s not right.
It must be because you know someone who knows me. Um, no that’s not it.
Then you must be right because I have a webpage and it has pictures of me and stuff. Eh, that’s not it either.
I know! You’re right because you called the psychic friends hotline! That must be it.
Every time you post about me, the only thing you bring up is shit like “You don’t say anything useful. You don’t get any pussy. Nobody likes you, I have 1200 posts, you only hang out in MPSIMS and the Pit, blah blah blah.”
Man, shuttup. You sound like an old lady. You don’t know shit about me, my personal life, or anything else. Think up something else! I realize that insult swapping is fun, but you keep saying the same shit over and over. Mix it up a little, change the subject. Do you respond to my posts with a form letter? That’s what it sounds like.
And so what if I don’t go into GQ or GD or anywhere else? I only come here whilst at work to take my mind off of talking to morons like you. If I wanted to think real hard, I’d ponder why it is that you can’t seem to stop thinking about my sex life, or about me, for that matter.
What did I do to get your ire up, anyway? Did I anally rape your grandmother in a past life? In any case, I don’t care.
Keep posting, I know you will, you lil rascal!
Say what you will, but please try to mix it up. All this nonsense you keep repeating is getting boring.
Oh yeah, and keep coming up with nifty variations of my name. I’m the immature one, remember? I should be resorting to poking fun at “Alphagene”, not the other way around. Noonch.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
Uh huh. Anal rape. Briliant. You truly are a wordsmith.
Well, I’m about done with this carcass. I’m honestly too busy being useful, witty and well-liked on this board to play with this anomaly anymore. Us “academic” types get bored of this shit after a while.
If no else wants a shot could someone drag him out into traffic or something? Thanks a noonch… er… bunch.
Truly, you are the wordsmith between us.
Do you mean “brilliant” genius?
Yeha(sic), you’re a real academic, bud.
Good thing you are deciding to leave me alone, I was almost in tears here.
Not because of your scathing wit, which don’t get me wrong is truly amazing, but due to the laughter your responses bring me.
Thanks, really. I’m sad to see you run away with your tail between your…er, I mean to see you go so soon.
Noonch.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
Mmmm…I don’t get why Lex is being attacked, he was just speaking his mind. No biggie. But I SERIOUSLY don’t get why Satan is being attacked. Very bizarre. In fact, this whole thing is very bizarre. I think this thread has emerged from the Twilight Zone.
~Harborina
“This is my sandbox. I’m not allowed to go in the deep end. That’s where I saw the leprechauns.”