Kyla-
Its because he is vulgar and rude, esp. to women. And some of us don’t appreciate that.
But he make sit all better when he says, hey we are buds that was just the pit. He doesn’t seem to realize that when you display the manners of an ape people may think of you as such.
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
Thanks for the tip. Who are you, my fucking therapist? Take a walk.
Alphagene, I don’t saturate people with phallic insults. You keep bringing up sexually oriented themes. And I don’t usually point out typos, either. But if you go around running your mouth about how much of a genius you are, and in the same post make a bunch of unscrupulous mistakes, it makes you look like a jackass.
And Frankie. Yeha(sic), I can be rude. So can anyone else. What the hell is it with all this manners shit? Do you think you’re Anne Landers or what? I am only rude to someone who is rude to me, numbnuts. That’s just how life goes. As far as saying “We’re buds, that’s just the pit…” well of course. I would rather be friends with someone than all of this. So I always offer to bury the hatchet. But some people just don’t like me for whatever reason and that’s fine. You can’t like everyone, and you just can’t be nice to some people, no matter how hard you try. They just don’t let you. I have tried to say some nice stuff about Alphagene, but he always pops up with some lame-ass, tame-ass take on my name and some stupid comment like this:
“LexiD wrote that because he never gets laid.”
As though it has anything to do with anything, and then he has the audacity to say that I don’t contribute, that I attack people with penis and yo mama insults and such.
I can put up with a lot of stuff, but a blatant hippocrite makes me sick.
Some posters here seem to think I am an illiterate mouthbreather (no offense, mouthbreather!). Okay, maybe two or three.
But if you really read my posts, if you really find out what I have always had to say, then you’ll see otherwise. Granted, I am only here to have fun, but what the hell? When did that become so wrong? If someone is cool to me, then I am cool to them. If someone is right when I do something stupid, like Falcon was, I will come right out and apologize for my stupidity and admit I was out of line. Example:What happened to monica? in MPSIMS
If someone comes out of the blue, fucking with me, talking shit, being a prick, then yeha(sic) I’ll dish it out.
I don’t see what the big deal is, I really don’t. Do what you will, stuck up sanctimonious nit-pickers. I have just as much a right to my opinion and to be here as you do, and I’m not going away.
And that noonch thing? It’s not there to amuse you, Frankie. I happen to like it. This may come as a shock, but you aren’t the center of the universe.
But thanks for you assesment, Mrs. Manners. I’ll try to use a lil less if I think you might read the thread.
Noonch.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
Oh yeah, I almost forgot.
Kyla: Thanks! You’re a peach!
Snoogans.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
Reminds me of the crazy guy having an ink blot test:
Doctor holds up ink blot after ink blot- his answer to every single one is “sex”. Finally, the doctor says “What, are you obsessed with sex?” Patient says “Well, you’re the one with all the dirty pictures”.
Zette
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Zettecity
I like Lexicon/SmickD.
I have from the first post I saw, and I still like him. It takes alot of guts to apologize like he did in the Monica thread.
I havnt seen him do anything all that bad in this thread either. He was attacked first it would seem. I dont see why he is any more annoying in his posting style than Crick&Watson, or WallyM7, or Damiel P Bostaph…all of who are distinct in their styles.
I like ya lex. Noonch!
ps, did you take my advice on the blow job thingy?
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
And it takes only a little class not to make comments like that in the first place.
Gypsy: Tom, I don’t get you.
Tom Servo: Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
Hey! I thought this thread was about flaming Satan (is that an oxymoron?)! (Besides, I can’t tell if this is a joke anymore or not. Oh, and Lex? FWIW, you rock.) So please allow me to digress for just a moment:
See, now… this is just unacceptable.
Satan, I’d like to begin by saying that I’ve always respected you as a poster, and I feel that you bring a lot to this board. However, I must also say that finding out your preference for Miracle Crap (as Libby so aptly called it) over actual REAL mayonnaise forces me to reassess my entire opinion of you. So I hope you will take this in the spirit it was intended:
[flame]Yo mamma so stanky, every tom cat in town be hanging at her back door.[/flame]
I hope we can remain friends after this. I’ll try to keep in mind that you’re mentally unstable and walking a fine line… [ignoring her fear of angering the ChiefScott gods… → 
]
Mr. Corrado, you stunning man, you’re a vision of loveliness in a world gone grey, a breath of fresh air in a close, fetid room, and I’d like to take this opportunity to extend my personal thanks your parents, Mom and Pops Corrado, for the terrific job they’ve done in raising you. May your progeny honor your name in word and deed…
We now return you to the “Is it real or is it Memorex?” flame war…
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
:::snort!::: The first time I read this, I thought Lex said “prison” and the visual I got of Lex “helping” Alphagene pick up the dropped soap in the cellblock shower was just priceless…
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Hey, wuzzup wit dat?
Ya hear that Ma? I’M DISTINCT! Ye can rest yer tired old bones now, secure in the knowledge that ye raised yer lad proud!
Dr. Watson
"Individualism, we are entitled to say, is, if not the truth, the nearest thing we have to truth . . . " – William F. Buckley, Jr.
[Rodney King]I like Lex. I like Alpha. I like Valerie. Can’t we all just get along?[/Rodney King]
Oh, and Tyler? You RULE.
(Never thought I’d ever say THAT…)
But I digress. Yes, I hate Miracle Crap–and to this very day, I will still make fun of Brian for ruining every sandwich he ever makes with that congealed fermented sugary liposuction goo. Ick. If he ever deserved to be flamed, it’s for that.
But a sandwich just isn’t a sandwich without the tangy, nasty, greasy, synthetic, artificial, taste of Miracle-whip!
I want to market my own brand of synthetic mayo, and call it
I can’t believe it’s not Mayo.
We would get it from elephants.
Our slogan would be
“I can’t believe it’s not Mayo-Don’t think about what it is, think about what it snot!”
Of course, my favorite type of dressing is ranch. Like me, it’s good on everything.
Noonch.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
!!! Thank you, sincerely!
And you know Libby, I’ve been meaning to say ever since I wandered back over to this board, that you’re entirely cool yourself - well, except for the fact that you’ve chosen to associate yourself with a guy who likes Miracle Whip, for cryin’ out loud. I mean, jeesus woman, have you no shame?! (j/k!)
Past issues be forgotten, past issues be damned. :::extending hand::: Truce?
:::a crowd gathers:::
Ok all you people! Settle down out there. There’s nothing to see here, just some olive branches being exchanged, that’s all. Now move along. (And that cold snap down in Satan’s neck of the woods is NOTHING to be concerned about - you all knew it would come, eventually.) Just keep moving, that’s it…
Hey wait a minute! What am I thinking?! This is The Pit, for crap’s sake!
:::a-HEM:::
Hey Libby?! You suck! (and I mean that in the most flattering way possible).
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Wally, honey, I keep telling you - Mrs. Wally’s watching! Sssshhhhhhhhhh…
<font size=1>P.S. I’ll be over later to help you with your umm… you know, aerobic exercises… to strengthen your heart, and all.
P.P.S. I’ll bring the spatula.</font size=1>
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Brian? Libby’s gonna need a (fake, for the PETA among us) fur coat when she visits you next – hell is obviously freezing over (again!).
-Melin
Siamese attack puppet – California
Still neglecting and overprotecting my children
BOO!
Whoa, seems I picked the wrong time to be away from the computer a few days . . . how ironic of all the threads I have contributed to this MB, that this one should grow so much so fast. Hmmmmmm, guess I had better catch up on my reading (where the hell did I put my flame resistant over-alls at ?)
Yippie ki-ay muthafucka . . .
Crispy Gabe ? Toasty Gabe ? Dammit, here’s hoping for FLAME BROILED Gabe !!
Give it to me people . . . I love the pain ! More ! More !! 
Gabe, if you want to get flamed, you have to do (post, actually) something really stupid…
Take it from one who knows.
Either that, or do nothing at all.
Works for me, there always seems to be some random asshole flying out of the blue to talk some shit to me.
But you’re right, it is some fun.
The cool thing is, that there are usually more folks who come out and say “I dig you lex, you’re cool and stuff or something.”
So that’s cool.
So, gabe, bud, why don’t you start some shit if you want to get flamed? Start some shit, but not with Satan. Start with someone who won’t just summarily shut you down, man.
For example, I would never get into the pit with someone like flypsyde, (sorry to mention you, I just love your work.) or Glitch, or Satan for that matter. It would be suicide. They would smack my bitch up.
So maybe pick someone more on par with you? Someone you can hang with? You don’t begin a boxing career by picking a fight with the heavyweight champ of the world.
Noonch.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
All together now "I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family . . . "
First off on the glaring spelling errors, well what the hell, lets just say y’all can go ahead and nominate me as “most likely to post drunk”. I had tied a few on. Now, as to that effecting the post itself - nope I was gonna do that anyway.
Have I freakin misunderstood the spirit of the Pit ? Come on ! This is like verbal pro wrestling . . . we call each other names, insult each other but in the end its all BS. I made that clear in the OP. YES I was trying to start a flame war for “shits and giggles” why not ? They are damned entertaining. Its fun and while the object is to get personal, as I understand it we all know its not REALLY personal. I didn’t call him Brian - I dunno Brian. I called him Satan - his board alter-ego. If attacking his and DB’s relationship was over-the-top, it wasn’t meant to be. I was going for an easy target. Sheesh Smick went after my mom and Luci (aka Lucifer, aka Satan you ingorant slut) thought it was FUNNY !! WTF ? Personally I loved Beads response, it was great. I expected a little more of the great Luci himself , but hey at least he showed up to defend himself.
So I wanted to start some good verbal jousting, I figure “why wade in ?” why not go for the biggest baddest poster of them all ? So I set my sights on Luci. In a warped sense I was bestowing an honor by taking on someone who could squash me with ease. Its the GD Pit, must we have specific reasons for a verbal barrage ? I may not be very good at giving the smackdown, but by God there is only one way I am gonna get better.
I will not apologize, fuck it. It was a pretty cool stress reliever to flame. It was mighty humerous to recieve. I enjoy it because I understand the spirit in which the banterings are posted. Hell, Luci if you want to continue I will be more than happy to dispense with the aforewritten pleasantries and say “flame on”. See all those posters with the lawn chairs ? Its a show Luci, nothing more nothing less.
Happy Fuck You Day
“S.R.C. Official Flame Reciever”