This may not be the most eloquent of replies but, Gabriel, you fucking dickhead. Satan has so many features you don’t have like
No,no android - that was good. See ? Dontcha feel better ? Am I the only one who sees that there is an art and a talent to flaming ? Didn’t you enjoy watching Drain Bead tear at my entrails piece by piece ? I said in the first sentence of the OP that there was no reason for doing it other wanting to have a verbal pie-fight. So how can anyone who has posted on this thread complain that they don’t get the point ? I wanted to see Luci at work, see others fire up their flamers.
Where else can I throw out a line like, oh I dunno . . . “Android you insignificant pool of pheasant cum, if I had to live your life I would be begging for someone to pop out my left eye and skull-fuck me.”
Now then, feel the burn ? It makes you feel ALIVE man . . .
If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.
I think there’s a word for this…trolling.
Or is it ‘you stupid mother fucking piece of shit who no one on this planet gives a fuck about?’. No, it’s trolling. Let it be chaps.
Droid,
see ? you’re getting better already, and BTW . . .
How the fuck do you “troll” in the Pit ?? If I was posting this in MPSIMS or GQ or GD then it would be “trolling”. As its here, methinks the post is in the right place - but you aren’t. So please take your one lonely brain cell and that infected oozing boil on a rats ass personality of yours out of this board ! Have I made my point there you asmathic emu fucker or do I need to speak “idiot” for you ?
“Android can’t stand heat, android leave pit.” Please take 40 or 50 minutes to utilize a dictionary if any of the above words stump you. (Note : if its really dark and you cannot see the pages in the dictionary, then it may be necessary to remove your head from your ass.)
Are we having fun yet ? 
Oh God, he is Bjorn.
He likes it.
Ack!
You like being flamed? Do you also like being tied down, flogged, and then anally raped?(and is thursday good for you?)
I always heard there were some sick bastards on the 'net, but I never expected to meet one here. Ah well, probably should try to make the most of it.
Gabe, you are a sensitive and caring individual. You are lovable, smart, and respected by all who meet you. Your mother is a respectable and loving woman who is also still a virgin. Women desire you, and most men do as well. To close this out I would just like to praise your good looks and personal hygene.
(well, if he likes flames, maybe he won’t like this? it’s worth a try anyway.)
Gabe, you are one weird weirdo.
Find a hobby.
Yes.
Nu Va,
Noooooooo ! I’m melting . . . mellllllting . . . . 
Why is everyone so bloody serious ? Its just a game, sheesh.
Well, that would make him Jesus, right? And he’s flaming Satan…Things are beginning to make an odd sort of sense.
Schmuck.
Hey guys, I’ve been away for a while, and… (realizes that no one noticed) hi.
JMcC, San Francisco, JJM’s page from the Bay
If I were beaned with a fastball, fling my limp, lifeless body to first, cause, dammit, I earned it!
Not to be picky or anything, but Gabe and Lexicon pitching tantrums for attention is about as riveting as watching the spread of Dutch Elm disease.
::yawn::
Veb
Actually, despite what you may believe, this is NOT alt.flames. The Pit was set up so that we could move flame wars into it. It’s evolved some, but it’s STILL not a place to play games. I’m closing this thread.
If you have a REAL gripe against someone, go ahead and use the Pit for it. But don’t flame just for flaming’s sake.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope