Screw you, ya liberal pussies.

He was Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and he’d paint any car for $99.95.

Oh wait…that last part could have been Earl Scheib.

Well i decided to go to law school after getting sued so much by the families of kids that died on my motorized trikes. In law school I was smitten by the beauty of tax law, and the rest is history.

(Anyone who is confused (lookin’ at you Guin) should probably read the cite above.)

Oooh! Goody! Make up some more stuff about you imaginary life and then tell us why that makes you superior! Then, if someone challenges you directly; misdirect the conversation with mindless insults! I’ll go make popcorn…

Is it even possible to be a professional motortrike salesman? Isn’t that like being a professional paperweight salesman? How big a market are we talking, here?

He won’t answer your question. Watch what he says next.

I was going to explain what that swishing sound above your head was, but I decided not to bother. Jesus, you’re thick.

It bottomed out at post 36. That was your first and it is now a black hole snark and misdirected ego thread again. You do that to all threads you jump into .

[West Side Story]Gee, Officer Stucky, stuck you![/West Side Story]

I’m still waiting to be “challenged directly,” my pussy farting friend. No one here is up to the task.

Pretty funny post (for a brokedick anti-Randian douche).

You are not my friend. You bore me with your made up existence. I’m going to talk to my friends now.

I think this is what you mean. I’m 58 and from the hippie generation and we used to call cops “pigs” and had utter disdain for them. As I grew out of that stage of youthful naivety and had some friends who were cops I changed my stance. I’ll never forget the bumper sticker put out by “The Man” that read, "Next time you’re in trouble, call a Hippie. "

Better rethink that. I’m a raging asshole, but in no way conservative (except with toothpaste).

There is no such thing as a Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. He was the Chief Justice of the United States. See your handy-dandy Constitution.

Bwa ha ha!

Around these parts, you’d stand more of a chance of getting help. 911 is notorious for putting you on hold and leaving you there, or transferring you between county/city centers. It’s horrible.

You got me there, Liberal. I’ve been unnecessarily pendantic to you in the past, so I deserve that zinger.

[sub]rassafrassin…and I even got in an Earl Scheib reference…[/sub]

When they cart me away for not being able to stop laughing for a week straight, I’m blaming you.