What do you mean, “now”?
Ayn Rand wouldn’t make pussy jokes…
Atlas Queefed?
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No, around KC we’re more into ribs and BBQ.
Maybe you’re thinking about Bronco fans.
What do you think barbecued baby-back ribs ARE?
You’re not fooling me, I’ve heard that song: “I’m going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come / They got some tasty little babies there and I’m a-gonna eat me one.”
Ayn Rand’s pussy would tightly grip the cock of capitalism and allow not a gulp of the air of laziness and mediocrity past its thin, purposeful lips.
No queef.
I’m not sure to say YOMANK or BAND NAME!, but I really like this.
But I’m sure there’s like a 50-volume porn series called that or something…
Ah yes, her magnum o’pus.
Don’t be hard on Stucky, Rover needs someone he can commiserate with. They are facing of few years of government. They hate that. People might gets some rights back. That would just make them so unhappy.Cops and corporations should have nothing slowing them down. Poor babies.
Can I screw some liberal pussies?
As long as afterward you use Liberal Douche … brought to you by the fine folks at Rand Rover Incorporated.
They tend to be somewhat loose, but everything seems loose by comparison after you’ve had conservative anal.
Oh boy. It just got a lot stupider in here.
 You’re on a roll today (no snark intended (for this one post only)).
  You’re on a roll today (no snark intended (for this one post only)).
Waitaminute, are you claiming to be an attorney again?
I thought you were a motorized trike salesman.
Why did I just read all of this…again?
sigh
Must be the allure of the trainwreck.
 kaylasdad99:
 kaylasdad99:Waitaminute, are you claiming to be an attorney again?
I thought you were a motorized trike salesman.
Can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren?
 Bryan_Ekers:
 Bryan_Ekers:Can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren?
That liberal douche/pussy?!?!
Conservative is a polite euphemism for raging asshole