Captain Carrot, like you I think Rand Rover is a cold blooded schmuck, but I’m pretty sure he just said he *worked at * a law firm that charges $500 an hour. Doesn’t mean he’s an attorney himself.
You’ve got enough time on your hands to make over 30 posts in a single day, yet, you simply cannot find the time to check the label on your $80 tie. You are way more engaged with your online life than your ‘real’ one; I’m assuming from your own posts that your career is made up, just like I’m assuming that Stucky’s career is made up. Both of you (assuming you’re not the same person) seem to be here just to argue and provoke a reaction rather than doing the slightest thing to fight ignorance.
By the way Chaco Is Spanish not Portugese.
As I recall, he has said that his firm bills that for his time. One can only assume that he does not say to his firms clients, “You’re lying, you liberal douchbag!”
Actually, a little bit of both.
Apparently blatant trolling is no longer against the rules. Otherwise this thread would have been locked and the OP banned long before this post.
But hey, if trolling is OK, then did you all know Princess Di was murdered by Jews? Also if man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Now, how did THAT happen? I submitted that reply on a different thread.
I reported myself to the board. If I am trolling it sure wasn’t intentional. Just trying to say something that most cops fantasize about but wouldn’t really do. IMHO some of you folks really need to lighten up. Most of the folks on here are okay, but some of you (and you know who you are) really take things too seriously.
No, we get pissed when some fucktard comes in demanding attention and gets in the way of the discussion at hand. For someone who only joined two days ago, you sure do seem to know a lot about this board. In fact, CITE as to when and how you reported yourself to the board.
Sorry, my post above was on a different thread.  Dunno how it got to this one.  Rand Rover, I
didn’t lie about my career and I have no other identity.  I’m not trying to make people mad just doing what most of the other dopers do without sounding stuffy.  Sorry if I offended you,
no intense offended.
Wow, now I’m a “fucktard”? I never came in here “demanding attention” and no one forced you to read my thread. I guess you are the arbiter of what people can talk about.
Chaco, read my response where I said I reported myself. I don’t need to “cite” it, whatever that means. You seem to really have problems.
Wow, I just read all the replies. I am truly sorry for offending you all, I really didn’t mean to. I guess I must be as stupid as you all say. I do not lie but I do say some things tongue in cheek just trying to spark a little discussion. I make typus, mispell thing and do lousy punctuation, but, hey, lighten up. Without dummies like me you “brains” wouldn’t have people to denigrate. This is my last comment on this thread (I know that makes you all happy).
You are a troll.
Sipowicz wouldn’t apoligize.
You’re no Sipowicz.
You’re getting warmer.
Oops, cold cold cold.
Please, son, I’ve fought more ignorance here than you’ve recognized exists. And your ability to recognize a joke could use some work (re: portuguese and pussy farts).
You’re new in these parts, and (not surprisingly) you don’t particularly understand the local culture. A lot of the pile-on you experienced here results from the fact that your post starting this thread potentially ran afoul of a few of the “local ordinances” and people didn’t know what to make of you. For now I take you at your word that you really are unfamiliar with terms like troll and cite. If so, you have a pretty good learning curve ahead of you.
At or near the top of each forum page are stickies setting forth each forum’s rules (at ATMB is also a thread explaining some of the SDMB’s unique “vocabulary”). You are well advised to study these and take them to heart.
You might consider reading more and posting less 'til you get a feel for the place.
(My apologies if this looks like junior-modding. I’m just trying to give a newbie a helping hand.)
Telling people to read Ayn Rand again doesn’t count as fighting ignorance.
Your ability to make a joke could use some work, too. Try thinking of jokes that don’t suck.
I don’t think the guy is really on your side. The guy claims to be railing against liberal pussies, but advocating summary execution and abolishing trial by jury isn’t exactly a liberal vs. conservative talking point. They don’t even have anything to do with each other. I mean, I’m a Cowboys fan, but if someone comes along yelling “Go Dallas Cowboys! Let’s eat some babies!”, I don’t jump in with “You tell 'em, chief! Eat them babies!”
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I’ve only prescribed some Rand on one occasion (maybe two occasions), and the patient really needed it. I’ve fought ignorance in lots of other ways. Some ignorance is more stubborn than others (as you continue to quite aptly demonstrate). 
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Pussy farts are funny, “I don’t care who you are” (quoth the poet). And I guess you didn’t get that he was bagging on me for being juvenile, so I made a juvenile joke.