Screw you, ya liberal pussies.

[El_Kabong]

@Discordia

There are tons of jerks on this board, Diogenes, Der Trihs, Shodan, etc etc.

I don’t have any useful comment on the OP’s rather demented rant, but this I’ve got to know: am I part of the first ‘etc’ or the second? 'Cause that’s kind of important to me.

[Captain_Carrot]

@Rand_Rover

I knew some douchebag would say that. So let’s just assume every poster is the exact statistical average of whatever country they say they are from and not believe a word they say to the contrary.

You are aware that I wasn’t being completely serious, right? Also, your second sentence is not really what I said at all.

[appleciders]

I have this feeling that this must be performance art or satire, right? Because no one’s really that bad at trolling.

[Frank]

@appleciders

I have this feeling that this must be performance art or satire, right? Because no one’s really that bad at trolling.

I’ve been assuming that he is a friend or relative of Rand Rover, given the appreciation.

[Princhester]

@El_Kabong

I don’t have any useful comment on the OP’s rather demented rant, but this I’ve got to know: am I part of the first ‘etc’ or the second? 'Cause that’s kind of important to me.

Actually, according to a survey I just fabricated you are the only poster on these boards that every single other poster loves unreservedly. Not a single poster has a bad word to say about you.

Sorry.

[Rand_Rover]

@samclem

I have no doubt the OP is who he says he is.

Having said that, I still would like an answer to my question-- (paraphrasing)

This isn’t a trick question, and you won’t be banned because of it, but I truly want to know if your statements in your original post were posted from the heart? Your true beliefs about liberals/criminals/people.

Come on. You really think he truly believes there should be a law allowing (or requiring?) a cop that is asked for his badge number to shove the badge up the requester’s poop chute (if I may use a medical term)?

What’s your game here, samclem?

[Frank]

@Princhester

Not a single poster has a bad word to say about you.

Not so! I sneered at an El Kabong post some five years ago, but I was distracted from saying a bad word about him due solely to the fact that my tequila bottle was mysteriously empty.

[Scylla]

I’ve read the OP.

For purposes of this thread I would like to declare myself on the side of the “liberal pussies.”

[elucidator]

Not so fast, Slick! We have standards!

[samclem]

@Rand_Rover

Come on. You really think he truly believes there should be a law allowing (or requiring?) a cop that is asked for his badge number to shove the badge up the requester’s poop chute (if I may use a medical term)?

What’s your game here, samclem?

I’m not playing a game. Are you?

I sincerly wish to know if stucky meant everything in his original rant. Not too difficult a question.

Is he suggesting that liberals somehow are responsible for all of the ills of society, as he sees them?

His OP suggested “new legislation.” Whatever that means.

Then he proceded to post rather stupid suggestions for things that might make the world a better place in law enforcement. At least, that’s how I read them.

Are his suggestions merely crap that he posts to the internet in general, for anyone who listens, or was he trying to get a rise out of the “liberal pussies” who post to the SDMB. Maybe I misread him.

[Rand_Rover]

@samclem

I’m not playing a game. Are you?

I sincerly wish to know if stucky meant everything in his original rant. Not too difficult a question.

Is he suggesting that liberals somehow are responsible for all of the ills of society, as he sees them?

His OP suggested “new legislation.” Whatever that means.

Then he proceded to post rather stupid suggestions for things that might make the world a better place in law enforcement. At least, that’s how I read them.

Are his suggestions merely crap that he posts to the internet in general, for anyone who listens, or was he trying to get a rise out of the “liberal pussies” who post to the SDMB. Maybe I misread him.

Sheesh. Give the guy a break. You really look like you’re on a witch hunt here. Why don’t you ask all of the other people that post OPs full of bile and vitriol whether they really want to burn other people’s dogs or whatever?

Our new friend here was plainly trying to make a joke at the expense of “liberal pussies” and didn’t do a very good job of it.

[Captain_Carrot]

@Rand_Rover

Sheesh. Give the guy a break. You really look like you’re on a witch hunt here.

Not to anyone sane, he doesn’t.

@Rand Rover

Why don’t you ask all of the other people that post OPs full of bile and vitriol whether they really want to burn other people’s dogs or whatever?

Usually OPs that are full of bile and vitriol actually make some fucking sense and don’t look like they’re designed to provoke angry responses.

@Rand Rover

Our new friend here was plainly trying to make a joke at the expense of “liberal pussies” and didn’t do a very good job of it.

Who’s this ‘our’, kemosabe? And this doesn’t really look like a joke to me, unless you define ‘joke’ as ‘trying to get people annoyed so you can laugh at them’.

[samclem]

@Rand_Rover

Our new friend here was plainly trying to make a joke at the expense of “liberal pussies” and didn’t do a very good job of it.

I’d like to hear him say this, rather than through your mouth and your interpretation. If he was making a joke, then let him say it. How you know he was joking is beyond me.

[chacoguy]

@Rand_Rover

Sheesh. Give the guy a break. You really look like you’re on a witch hunt here. Why don’t you ask all of the other people that post OPs full of bile and vitriol whether they really want to burn other people’s dogs or whatever?

Our new friend here was plainly trying to make a joke at the expense of “liberal pussies” and didn’t do a very good job of it.

Either that, or he’s a fucking troll that simply made up a persona that doesn’t exist just to piss people off and get a reaction. I find it hard to believe that someone with that much law enforcement experience would make such a juvenile post.

Just like I find it hard to believe that, someone that make $500/hour, is so bored that, he spends so much of his free time posting things, that are just as juvenile.

[Rand_Rover]

@chacoguy420

Just like I find it hard to believe that, someone that make $500/hour, is so bored that, he spends so much of his free time posting things, that are just as juvenile.

:rolleyes:

1. I am not “someone that make $500/hour” and have never claimed to be. Find a post of mine where I claim this and I will paypal you $500 (file this under: how to keep a brokedick idiot busy for a couple of hours).

2. Do you think I spend hours thinking up and refining each of the gems I post here? This post, for example, took 30 seconds tops.

3. Did you know that “chaco” in portuguese means “pussy fart”?

[Rand_Rover]

@samclem

I’d like to hear him say this, rather than through your mouth and your interpretation. If he was making a joke, then let him say it. How you know he was joking is beyond me.

OK, fine. I think we understand each other, I won’t belabor the point.

[El_Kabong]

@Princhester

Actually, according to a survey I just fabricated you are the only poster on these boards that every single other poster loves unreservedly. Not a single poster has a bad word to say about you.

Sorry.

Oh, right. Must have been that new sig I adopted a couple of months ago. Maybe I should change it.

I Love You,
El_Kabong

[Procrustus]

I’ve known a lot of cops, the experienced ones don’t get like this. This is the attitude of a younger person who hasn’t learned that the world isn’t black and white

Also, btw, when I did criminal defense, the highest level of innocent accusations were in the area of “child molestation.” Cops know this too. this guy ain’t no experienced cop

[Captain_Carrot]

@Rand_Rover

1. I am not “someone that make $500/hour” and have never claimed to be. Find a post of mine where I claim this and I will paypal you $500 (file this under: how to keep a brokedick idiot busy for a couple of hours).

Yes, saying that you make $500 an hour and saying you make over $500 an hour are so very fucking different. Jackass.

[Rand_Rover]

@Captain_Carrot

Yes, saying that you make $500 an hour and saying you make over $500 an hour are so very fucking different. Jackass.

I have never said that I make over $500 an hour. Find a post where I have said that I make over $500 an hour and I will paypal you $500.