Screw you, ya liberal pussies.

Is she hot?

Actually, I think he’s suffering from donut withdrawl symptoms.

RPGs? That will just cause traffic jams. Clear empty roads should be okay for speeding. Dangerous speeding in traffic should be videotaped with an arrest made when you get home that night. In front of family. Cost of video production and arrest should be added to penalty.

Dumbshits that argue after they are arrested should be audio and video recorded so their stupidity can be played back to them by their lawyer, over and over, until they accept a plea.

“The badge number will be on your ticket/arrest report. Pay a lawyer to read it to you.”

Rapists and child molesters should get a trial and if convicted, put in a prison with just rapists and child molesters and corrupt cops.

If you beat up some poor woman, she should get to watch two big cops beat you up.

Please forgive this 65 year old for typing errors and thanks all for your opinions, especially the funny ones. Those of you that take life, and yourselves, so seriously, gimme a break.

So, you don’t really hold the views in your OP? :confused:

I was just trying to be sarcastic, that’s all.

Ohhhhh, trick question!

stucky, were you just trying, say, to get a rise out of people? Sort of getting their (billy) goat?

So if you get caught smoking weed, the cop has to smoke weed in front of you. Which is probably what this guy needs …:cool:

I was at Denny’s this afternoon, and according to my calculations, your opinion* is worth a dollar-sixty.

*At least, your opinion as stated in that post is. Perhaps your other opinions are worth closer to two cents. :smiley:

Some of you douchebags need to expand your concept of who would be interested in posting on a messageboard. Not everyone who wants to post some craziness to blow off some steam is a teenager looking for lulz. It is perfectly believable that a 65-year-old ex-cop would post on here, just like some successful (and attractive) tax lawyers like to post here too.

What did you do during your time on the force that can’t stand up to public scrutiny? Something you’re ashamed of, something you know is illegal? Why aren’t you proud of your badge number?

I have no problem believing there are retired cops and tax lawyers who are as retarded as 14 year-olds, personally.

The cop thing is understandable. The rest? I don’t know man…

I think he’s both.

Very true. Let us know when you find one.

True enough, but there’s also value to be found in the concept of having some knowledge of the culture you’re joining before you go contributing. You wouldn’t move into a new state and run for mayor (or even the school board) of the town you settled in the following month, would you?

To be honest, I don’t think stucky is a troll. He is a good argument for the idea that your username should log 24 hours of lurking time before it’s cleared to post, though.

Well, I’m not so sure of that, but if you ever meet one, give him the url and invite him around. :stuck_out_tongue:

Guin, quit stealing my jokes.

What’s less believable is that he would continue to mention his age in almost every post, and that the age he mentions contradicts the age he put in his profile.

“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.”

I knew some douchebag would say that. So let’s just assume every poster is the exact statistical average of whatever country they say they are from and not believe a word they say to the contrary.

Ever hear of typos?

I have no doubt the OP is who he says he is.

Having said that, I still would like an answer to my question-- (paraphrasing)

This isn’t a trick question, and you won’t be banned because of it, but I truly want to know if your statements in your original post were posted from the heart? Your true beliefs about liberals/criminals/people.