One more for Monster104…
He’s just so…CUTE!!!
Now THAT is uplifting! Thanks Falc! {{{Falcon}}}
The winner of SDMB’s Mr Beaty, 2000 is
Democritus
Look, all the audiens is standing up
and cheering to you and I see that psycat90
has a tear in her eyes, she must be so proud over you.
::I’m showing Demo the throne
and he sits down and looks a bit touched.
I’m putting the ribbon on him and the crown::
He looks gourgeus.
Many congratulations Democritus,
you have won because your inner and outside beauty.
Also many congratulations to the outher nominated,
you’re all sharing the second place.
Look, her comes psycat90 running to you,
I see she has chamagne with her.
Here’s the microphone Demo,
anything you want to say?
:: sniff…sniff ::
Well, I just want to thank my mom, and GaWd…umm, I mean god. I’d also like to thank my fellow contestants, Monster104, iampunha and DRY, for being such great sports. I’d also like to than the academy, and Pepsi, and Cheese Doodles ™…oh yes, and my manager: Jerry Maguire! I’d like to not thank Falcon, for being a no good stinkin’ traitor. I’d like to thank Anniz, who took me from being on (count them folks) zero crush lists to being Mr Beauty. Hmmmmm, well, whatever, I’m not arguing. There’s someone I’m forgetting…let’s see… Oh yes! My lovely girlfriend psycat, without her support I could not have…umm…logged on to the board? Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Anyway, can I trade this crown and Speedo in for a tiara and ballgown???
Demo, Monster offered me a bribe. Did YOU offer me anything??? Nope. Easy choice.
Come on, hon…you know I still loves ya!
I’ll forgive you… This time.
*:: A disgruntled and envious Milo, up in the rafters, dumps a bucket of pig’s blood on Demo’s head during the crowning and presenting of the bouquet and sash … *::
Demo hears the words of his whacked-out, fundamentalist mom ringing in his ears –
They’re all gonna laugh at you!
They’re all gonna laugh at you!
:: licking lips ::
Mmmmm, pig blood!
:: Looking around room ::
Anybody want some of this? Milo? Ya sure?
Dayum, this reminds me of back on the farm when we used to… :: regressing :: (Skywalkeresque scream) No, daddy…No! Not the sheeeeeeep!!! Whyyyyyyyyy???
Well, I knew I wouldn’t win (I’m new and a teen), but hot damn if it wasn’t fun while it lasted. I was a Mr. Beauty runner-up! Congratulations to Demo (starts waving hands and pointing at him) for being such a (Mouths “fire” to someone at the top of a building) great contestant and such a worthy winner… BLAM
…OW! Dammit! Worthless snipers…mutter mutter…
What!?! How can there be a winner? I haven’t cast my vote yet. RATS!!!
Well DRY, if it’s any consolation, you had my vote. As far as this…
**
You would think a girl would get credit for the number of phone calls I’ve placed. SHEESH!! Some people!! 
Hey! Save that pigs blood! I could make a nice dinuguan with it!
Anniz:
WHAT THE HELL? YOU RUN THIS WHILE I’M ON VACATION AND THUS HAVE NO OPPORTUNITY TO SUCK UP TO PEOPLE? WHAT IS THIS?
Ahem. I’d like to thank those who voted for me (and as I just did a cursory glance at this thread, if I miss you, thanks): Kilgore Trout, Anniz and Edwardina.
Demo, what is your talent?
iam, you dont have to suck up to get MY vote…
hoo boy, do I know the answer to that one.
’nuff said.
Damn, he’s been offering that to you too? [j/k] Well, um, since I can take him up on his offers and you can’t,…
NI!
[explanation: my random act of silliness for the day.]
Hey, he offered it to me too. Monster’s gonna be BUSY once he turns 18…
Not to worry, Grace, the thing is DRY thinks I type better than I talk. And I’m sure he thinks that you talk better than I type, so everything is cool.
Hey-wait a minute…
Scotti
Um . . . it would appear that it’s a bit late for that. But thanks for the consideration anyway:) It would appear that, having been a member far longer than I have (note I used the word “BEEN” there, friends;)), Demo’s got more friends.
You wanna wear my tiara iampunha?