i certainly hope so. maybe we’ll get another picture.
I’d like to thank Tater for her vote.
I think. “Otherwise he’ll bug me until the cows come home, indeed”. Grumble!
[sub]And I didn’t even give you crap about misspelling “Citizen Kane” in that other thread. Why the smartass remarks I could have made:
"Hey, Tatertot, have you seen ‘Cing Cong’? ‘All Kwiet on the Western Front?’, ‘Klose Enkounters of the Third Cind’?
‘Kasablanka’? ‘One Flu over the Kookoo’s Nest?’[/sub]
Oh, all right, thanks. Sorry, I’m just such a bitch when I lose!
Fine, you’re not married. (My mistake, I apologize. I did know her kids were from a previous marriage.)
But you do realize that this only makes you look even better in the eyes of us men (You’ve got a relationship with a really attractive lady, and she doesn’t even have the “ball and chain claim” on you. No offense, Psycat!) 
[sub](voice to self) Why am I bothering complimenting Psycat? She’s not going to vote for me anyway!
(Other voice to self) Because you’re supposed to be gracious, nitwit!
Oh. That’s right.[/sub]
Thank you, honey! Your vote is important to me, being the first of all the ladies on my sig to flirt with me. I never forget old friends.
And as far as this:
Fine, fine, I know how to return a favor. You now have a credit on your next ten phone calls. I’ll only charge you half price. 
However, I really have to insist that I’m not going to talk to you about “felching”. You’re really going to have to find someone else to indulge you with respect to that!
:eek:
(Hey, I’ve been waiting months to repay you for that crack, you know)
You know, as much as losing hurts (I’m used to that), it didn’t hurt as much as this:
“Et, tu, Brute? Wilt thou stab Caesar, too?”
I dared think that, when I saw that Michi posted to this thread, that she’d actually voted for me. 
“Ingratitude, more strong than traitors’ arms,
Quite vanquish’d him: then burst his mighty heart”
–Julius Caesar, Act 3, Scene ii
After the flowers, the e-mails, the deliberate attempts to promote you on this board, this is what I get?
“Go boast of this:
And if thou tell’st the heavy story right,
Upon my soul, the hearers will shed tears;
Yea even my foes will shed fast-falling tears,
And say ‘Alas, it was a piteous deed!’”
–King Henry VI, Part 3, Act 1, Scene iv
I dare not risk another blow to my self esteem. I’m retiring from the popularity circuit. I’ll never win with the women here:
“And when he falls, he falls like Lucifer,
Never to hope again.”
–King Henry VIII, Act 3, Scene ii
Oh DRY! You’re killing me here!
You know DRY, I’m beginning to think we have a dysfunctional relationship here.
It’s not too late to vote, is it?
I like all the candidates - they’re all adorable and any of them would make a fine Mr. Beauty. But I must cast my vote for the absolutely adorable Monster104.
Hey - he’s the only one that asked.
And Monster, cutie, no need to send me chocolates. You’re sweet enough all by yourself!
Well you know he talks about you all the time. Even if I only believed half of it, I’m sure you’re not nearly as horrible as he says.
Of course you don’t forget them. You just bump them down on your sig list until they’re almost in the next poster’s reply.
Speaking of crack…Ha!!! I should be charging YOU for the phone calls! Most women aren’t going to be as understanding as me about your kinky banana fetish.
**
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DRY said:
Aaawww, don’t retire DRY, I love seeing your quotes. Sorry if I stole some of your thunder. I really didn’t intend it. In fact, I really have no idea how I ended up in this contest in the first place, not having flirted at all. I think you should keep your player status, a status that I have no interest and replace that quote with this one:
" Patience perforce with wilful choler meeting
Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting.
I will withdraw: but this intrusion shall
Now seeming sweet convert to bitter gall. "
–Romeo and Juliet, Act I, Scene V
pssst! I’ll sell you my tiara for $5.
Kilgore, friend, all you had to do was ask. Falcon has semi-recent pics of me, as do Michi and PB (I think).
But I do not wear tiaras. They usually get tangled in my hair.
Damnit, the only thing I ever won was MIP in track, and that was because I sucked at it in the beginning of the season.
How do you folks know what these guys look like?
Please, folks, let me handle this.
[bitter rant] No, thanks. But a list of reliable friends who’ll actually vote for will net you a hundred times that much![/bitter rant]
Second, you rightfully earned it.
Lastly, I could never get the tiara on of that swelled head of mine. (I tried when no one was looking)
**
A gracious winner you are indeed! However, I’ve seen enough Peanuts’ specials to know better than to play Charlie Brown to the collective females of the SDMB’s Lucy. Alas, you plead in vain:
“I’ll break my staff,
Bury it certain fathoms in the earth,
And deeper than did ever plummet sound
I’ll drown my book.”
–The Tempest, Act 5, Scene 1
Back to first in my sig you go. Anything else you want? A self felching remark? Flaming Cecil perhaps?
Well, as you and the rest of the SDMB population know, I’m a sore loser (“Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser”.)
However, just for you, one of my very favorite posters and a loyal (if untimely) voter, I’m going to, even though I lost, give you what EVERY WOMAN WANTS:
[whine]No, it isn’t me (if it was, I’d have WON!) [/whine]
No, it isn’t mister snake, either.
Wait for it.
It’s
…the last word.
Forget the last word. Let’s get back to the Mister Snake thing.
…and don’t think I didn’t notice that the names are still alphabetical.
I guess I’m just going to have to tear off a page from Zyada’s book and start elminating the competition.
[evil grin] Here scotti, scotti. Tatertot would like to try one of these delicious cookies? [/evil grin]
“The hind that would be mated by the lion
Must die for love.”
–All’s Well that Ends Well (right)*, Act 1, Scene i
*[sub]Obviously, I’m still bitter.[/sub]
Hey, we could have a Survivor like competition re “DRY’s island”.
Right. You women of the SDMB would be voting each other** ON** my island. :rolleyes: