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*Originally posted by xenophon41 *
I don’t mean any disrespect to xenophon41, Scotti or any of their nominees, but I think that both of these awards have to go to the Wallster (Goddamnit… I miss the ol’ putz :().
As well as the coveted Poster We Most Want to Be Like.
I move for an election by acclimation. All in favor?
I’m in favor.
I also nominate Duck Duck Goose for most likely to remember the forgotten Dopers (She even nominated me for most improved! Wooo!).
I’d also like to nominate Duck Duck Goose as most versatile poster. Whether she’s dishing out facts in GQ, flaming jerks in the Pit, or nuzzling our ouchies in MPSIMS, she does it with style.
I think Spoofe and Tzel should be up for Most Disgusting Habits, and jb_farley, Ender23, eggo, and Jack Batty as Most Likely to Make Homer Laugh. I know there’s about a dozen more in that category, but I keep forgetting names.
–Tim
I thought Wally was going to be nominated for the poster who scammed the most people. No?
raised eyebrow
Really?
Actually, I’ve no idea if you mean Xmas presents to dopers, or Xmas presents, period. (I didn’t give out that many total Xmas gifts, but I did manage to reward a few dopers for so tolerantly putting up with me.)
Then again, I actually hope someone DID give more Xmas presents to fellow dopers than me. I do think I did a good deed or two, but it certainly wouldn’t bother me in the slightest if someone did better.
I would like to thank Jester (a real rising star among new dopers) and Osip (someone who’s humor I’ve always appreciated) for their kind words:
You’d want Michi.
If my “charm” (using the word incredibly loosely) is similar to anyone, it’s Michi. Absent the Shakespeare, she has the same self deprecating flirtatious humor as I do, except, she’s more popular, smarter, and far, far cuter. (Of course, to be cuter than DRY is somewhat akin to being poorer than Croesus, or dumber than Einstein)
Finally, purplebear gets my voted for kindest hearted poster. No one else has been so consistently kind for nearly so long.
Who, with half a clue, could BE one of the most interesting posters but won’t let herself… the BITCH! 
(if only she’d spell consistently correctly!)
evilbeth– it’s hell, getting folks to be correct…
Lexicon– Byzantine for most tenacious. You bitch! Like I’m some sort of massive jerk that wants everyone to get their shit together! You BITCH!
Okay, why don’t we all just sit down and vote me most sex obsessed again for the second year in a row… now, I know, I haven’t been so sex obsessed this year but vote for me just because… well, if you don’t give me most sex obsessed I’ll try for biggest bitch… you just can imagine how horrible that could be… you make the call… give me the title or deal with me going after the title… which is worse?
It’s just easier to say, Byzantine, most sex obsessed…
Just say it, vote it… deal with it… I’m just happier this way… give in…
I would like to decline my nomination for “Best Accent”. There is a person on the boards who’s accent has been described as the best by more than one other person here, and that is Ultress.
I would like to nominate Coldfire as the person with the most nicknames.
Canadian Sue should be Supermom.
Scotticher would win the most helpful poster award, for all her work helping people on this board.
I can’t nominate myself for anything, cause the stuff I do well other people do better, so I will leave that line blank.
Keith
You know, now that I’ve been thinking about vanished Posters that I would like to see reappear, I realize that Satan belongs on that list.
No?
bjOrn = the most confusing poster and English language surrealist
Should be
I think I must nominate myself for most efficient and consistent masturbator.
smooch!
Step aside, rookie!
Thanks a lot :p,
but it’s at least one nomination,
my first, thanks.
But, I know your glad I lured you.
I would like to nominate Montfort
to the most intelligent doper.
Woo! Thanks, DDG!
[hysterical sobbing]
You like me! You really, really like me!
[/hysterical sobbing]
Can’t imagine WHY someone would nominate me for this…
Yet again I’ve managed to maintain my indisputed title of Poster Least Likely to be Listed in Any Thread Where A Bunch of Other Posters Get Mentioned for Any Reason Whatsoever
Thank yew. Thank yew very much.
Gee, I’m sorry you’re feeling left out, Rysdad. I’ll go over to the “testicle-crushing” thread in GQ and mention you, if you want. Will that make you feel better?
Stoidela: No, no, no, you’ve got it ALL wrong. You can’t just “accept” your Bette Davis “Jezebel” Award for Most Infuriating but Fascinating Poster. No, you have to stroll in, an hour late, dressed for riding, and you have to ignore the award presenters, make a pass at a former flame (who happens to be married to the committee’s chairwoman), and then stroll out through the kitchens, helping yourself to food out of the pots on the stove, patting the pickaninnies on their cute lil fuzzy heads on the way out the kitchen door to the stables, while the committee’s secretary, a mousy blond who secretly wishes she was you, chases after you with your award and is nearly kicked by a horse.
Stoidela strolls in, (an hour late, wearing the most exquisite riding outfit and carrying a scary crop) ignores everyone except a former flame, whom she taunts in a vicious, yet exciting way. Stoidela then strolls out through the kitchen, sampling the food from the stove, making faces, and condescending to the pickaninnies, makes her way to the stables while being trailed by her mousy and pathetic secretary, who is trying to give her the award, and who ends up face down in the mud after dodging a kicking horse, which Stoidela never even notices as she mounts her horse and gallops away…
Best known with under 10 post count- quietgirldownthehall
Best glow- Silver Fire
Best staged kiss- iampunha
Best cat- Falcon
Best direction-giver- weirddave
Best discussion on things to do when bored- Hamadryad