Ok, apparently no one has been looking too closely at this thread just yet, because no one noticed the error I just found: in addition to leaving Mike Williams off of my own roster, as well accidentally omitting Hines Ward from Omni’s, I missed all of RNATB’s wide receivers. Oops. So here’s a list of the final rosters that should be accurate. At the least, every team has 25 players now, as they should.
By way of an apology, I’ve sorted each roster according to value, so the better players will be at the top of each section. (I didn’t put a ton of thought into the rankings, especially when it came to deciding who was your 5th best RB; this is mostly about getting players into the proper tiers.) This will help anyone who wants to scout out trade partners, and it makes it a lot easier to pick up on the various “idiosyncrasies” of each team, such as:
– Ellis, with a problem at WR, has apparently decided to throw a ton of names against the wall to see what sticks (which is not a bad idea, considering). He has 11 WRs on this roster, but it’s probably the weakest WR corps in the league.
– On second thought, **Beef **is giving **Ellis **a run for his money in this category; only the presence of a number of a number of young players who might break out (but who are each, individually, unlikely to do so) redeems the group. Better trade one of those TEs for WR help, friend.
– **furt **is in desperate need of help at QB. He has one NFL starter on his roster … and it’s Chad Henne. Absent a trade, he has to pray that Philly trades Kevin Kolb before the season starts. Or, if he’s really desperate, he could use his 1st Round pick on a QB and hope the guy pulls a Marino.
– RNATB’s RBs are roughly equivalent to Ellis’ WRs: he’s got Michael Turner, and then nine guys who are not NFL starters; Cedric Benson is probably the closest thing, but he doesn’t even have a contract right now.
– Running Backs in general are hard to come by. Only 8 of our 12 teams even have two legitimate NFL starters, and that’s if we’re being pretty generous with our definitions; we’d have to include: Jahvid Best, Ryan Grant, Joseph Addai, and Felix Jones. If we decide that those guys aren’t what we have in mind when we say “NFL Starting Running Back,” then only four teams have two starting RBs. In either case, I’d say that only three teams have “good” RB situations: **Stringer **(Arian Foster, Jamaal Charles, Ray Rice), **furt **(Mendenhall, MJD, Ronnie Brown), and *maybe *Justin_Bailey (Frank Gore, Matt Forte, Brandon Jacobs).
Anyway, here are the rosters:
Stringer (We DO HGH)
Michael Vick (Phi -QB)
Jay Cutler (Chi - QB)
David Garrard (Jac - QB)
Arian Foster (Hou - RB)
Jamaal Charles (KC - RB)
Ray Rice (Bal - RB)
Kenneth Darby (StL -RB)
Anthony Dixon (SF - RB)
Javarris James (Ind - RB)
Rashad Jennings (Jac - RB)
Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)
Mike Tolbert (SD - RB)
Derrick Ward (Hou - RB)
Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR)
Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)
Marques Colston (NO - WR)
Malcom Floyd (SD - WR)
Pierre Garcon (Ind - WR)
Mike Thomas (Jac - WR)
Aaron Hernandez (NE - TE)
Heath Miller (Pit - TE)
Zach Miller (Oak - TE)
Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K)
Cleveland (Cle - DEF)
New England (NE - DEF)
Ellis Dee (New York Fanboys)
Eli Manning (NYG - QB)
Mark Sanchez (NYJ - QB)
Tim Tebow (Den - QB)
Steven Jackson (StL - RB)
Jahvid Best (Det - RB)
Pierre Thomas (NO - RB)
Julius Jones (NO - RB)
Santonio Holmes (NYJ - WR)
Mario Manningham (NYG - WR)
Josh Morgan (SF - WR)
Jacoby Ford (Oak - WR)
Brad Smith (NYJ - WR)
Ted Ginn Jr. (SF - WR)
Michael Jenkins (Atl - WR)
Stefan Logan (Det - WR,RB)
Jason Avant (Phi - WR)
Earl Bennett (Chi - WR)
Micheal Spurlock (TB - WR)
Antonio Gates (SD - TE)
Dustin Keller (NYJ - TE)
Kevin Boss (NYG - TE)
Garrett Hartley (NO - K)
Lawrence Tynes (NYG - K)
New York (NYJ - DEF)
San Diego (SD - DEF)
SenorBeef (Exploding Pancakes)
Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB)
Kyle Orton (Den - QB)
Rex Grossman (Was - QB)
LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB)
Ryan Mathews (SD - RB)
LeGarrette Blount (TB - RB)
Jerome Harrison (Phi - RB)
James Starks (GB - RB)
Braylon Edwards (NYJ - WR)
Lance Moore (NO - WR)
Johnny Knox (Chi - WR)
Demaryius Thomas (Den - WR)
Davone Bess (Mia - WR)
James Jones (GB - WR)
Louis Murphy (Oak - WR)
Randy Moss (Ten - WR)
Jermichael Finley (GB - TE)
Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE)
Rob Gronkowski (NE - TE)
Jacob Tamme (Ind - TE)
Jimmy Graham (NO - TE)
Nate Kaeding (SD - K)
Atlanta (Atl - DEF)
Minnesota (Min - DEF)
Oakland (Oak - DEF)
Hamlet (CuteWiddleBunny)
Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
Matthew Stafford (Det - QB)
Matt Hasselbeck (Sea - QB)
Derek Anderson (Ari - QB)
Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
Ryan Grant (GB - RB)
Thomas Jones (KC - RB)
Donald Brown (Ind - RB)
Tim Hightower (Ari - RB)
Chester Taylor (Chi - RB)
Justin Forsett (Sea - RB)
Toby Gerhart (Min - RB)
Brandon Marshall (Mia - WR)
Percy Harvin (Min - WR)
Steve Smith (Car - WR)
Jacoby Jones (Hou - WR)
Brandon Tate (NE - WR)
Austin Collie (Ind - WR)
Chad Ochocinco (Cin - WR)
Vernon Davis (SF - TE)
Chris Cooley (Was - TE)
Dan Carpenter (Mia - K)
Ryan Longwell (Min - K)
Miami (Mia - DEF)
Cincinnati (Cin - DEF)
RNATB (Nine Inch Neils)
Matt Schaub (Hou - QB)
Carson Palmer (Cin - QB)
Michael Turner (Atl - RB)
Cedric Benson (Cin - RB)
Carnell Williams (TB - RB)
Kevin Smith (Det - RB)
Reggie Bush (NO - RB)
Jason Snelling (Atl - RB)
Jerious Norwood (Atl - RB)
Bernard Scott (Cin - RB)
Ryan Torain (Was - RB)
Brian Westbrook (SF - RB)
DeSean Jackson (Phi - WR)
Vincent Jackson (SD - WR)
Steve Smith (NYG - WR)
Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR)
Jordan Shipley (Cin - WR)
Robert Meachem (NO - WR)
Anthony Armstrong (Was - WR)
Owen Daniels (Hou - TE)
Marcedes Lewis (Jac - TE)
David Buehler (Dal - K)
Mason Crosby (GB - K)
Philadelphia (Phi - DEF)
Tampa Bay (TB - DEF)
furt (Fightin’ Quakers)
Chad Henne (Mia - QB)
Kevin Kolb (Phi - QB)
Jon Kitna (Dal - QB)
Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB)
Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB)
Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)
Darren Sproles (SD - RB)
Christopher Ivory (NO - RB)
Deji Karim (Jac - RB)
Dimitri Nance (GB - RB)
Keiland Williams (Was - RB)
Andre Johnson (Hou - WR)
Mike Wallace (Pit - WR)
Jeremy Maclin (Phi - WR)
Arrelious Benn (TB - WR)
Danny Amendola (StL - WR)
Deon Butler (Sea - WR)
Brandon Gibson (StL - WR)
Brent Celek (Phi - TE)
Brandon Pettigrew (Det - TE)
Shayne Graham (NE - K)
Chicago (Chi - DEF)
Carolina (Car - DEF)
Seattle (Sea - DEF)
St. Louis (StL - DEF)
Justin Bailey (The Gusterrhoids)
Ryan Fitzpatrick (Buf - QB)
Jimmy Clausen (Car - QB)
Donovan McNabb (Was - QB)
Frank Gore (SF - RB)
Matt Forte (Chi - RB)
Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB)
Willis McGahee (Bal - RB)
Ben Tate (Hou - RB)
Correll Buckhalter (Den - RB)
Mike Goodson (Car - RB)
Roddy White (Atl - WR)
Eddie Royal (Den - WR)
Roscoe Parrish (Buf - WR)
Donald Driver (GB - WR)
Golden Tate (Sea - WR)
Brandon LaFell (Car - WR)
Deion Branch (NE - WR)
Mike Williams (Sea - WR)
Nate Burleson (Det - WR)
Jason Witten (Dal - TE)
Joel Dreessen (Hou - TE)
Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K)
Robbie Gould (Chi - K)
New York (NYG - DEF)
New Orleans (NO - DEF)
VarlosZ
Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)
Tony Romo (Dal - QB)
Colt McCoy (Cle - QB)
Troy Smith (SF - QB)
Jason Campbell (Oak - QB)
Knowshon Moreno (Den - RB)
Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)
Danny Woodhead (NE - WR,RB)
Brandon Jackson (GB - RB)
Marion Barber (Dal - RB)
Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)
Calvin Johnson (Det - WR)
Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)
Mike Williams (TB - WR)
Michael Crabtree (SF - WR)
Kenny Britt (Ten - WR)
Anthony Gonzalez (Ind - WR)
Darrius Heyward-Bey (Oak - WR)
Greg Olsen (Chi - TE)
Jermaine Gresham (Cin - TE)
Matt Bryant (Atl - K)
Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)
Baltimore (Bal - DEF)
Kansas City (KC - DEF)
San Francisco (SF - DEF)
Omniscient (Awful Offals)
Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB)
Matt Cassel (KC - QB)
Shaun Hill (Det - QB)
DeAngelo Williams (Car - RB)
Joseph Addai (Ind - RB)
Dexter McCluster (KC - WR,RB)
Leon Washington (Sea - RB)
Mike Hart (Ind - RB)
Maurice Morris (Det - RB)
Clinton Portis (Was - RB)
Marcel Reece (Oak - RB)
Wes Welker (NE - WR)
Hines Ward (Pit - WR)
Jabar Gaffney (Den - WR)
Joshua Cribbs (Cle - WR)
Legedu Naanee (SD - WR)
Nate Washington (Ten - WR)
Terrell Owens (Cin - WR)
Dallas Clark (Ind - TE)
Anthony Fasano (Mia - TE)
Michael Hoomanawanui (StL - TE)
Neil Rackers (Hou - K)
Josh Scobee (Jac - K)
Tennessee (Ten - DEF)
Detroit (Det - DEF)
RetroVertigo
Tom Brady (NE - QB)
Josh Freeman (TB - QB)
Sam Bradford (StL - QB)
Chris Johnson (Ten - RB)
Felix Jones (Dal - RB)
Shonn Greene (NYJ - RB)
Michael Bush (Oak - RB)
Tashard Choice (Dal - RB)
Javon Ringer (Ten - RB)
Miles Austin (Dal - WR)
Greg Jennings (GB - WR)
Mike Sims-Walker (Jac - WR)
T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Bal - WR)
Lee Evans (Buf - WR)
Kevin Walter (Hou - WR)
Donnie Avery (StL - WR)
Brian Hartline (Mia - WR)
Danario Alexander (StL - WR)
Benjamin Watson (Cle - TE)
Tony Moeaki (KC - TE)
Dante Rosario (Car - TE)
Josh Brown (StL - K)
Rian Lindell (Buf - K)
Green Bay (GB - DEF)
Washington (Was - DEF)
dalej42 (Warner’s Brothers)
Drew Brees (NO - QB)
Tarvaris Jackson (Min - QB)
John Skelton (Ari - QB)
Vince Young (Ten - QB)
Jake Delhomme (Cle - QB)
Kerry Collins (Ten - QB)
C.J. Spiller (Buf - RB)
Beanie Wells (Ari - RB)
BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE - RB)
Ricky Williams (Mia - RB)
LaRod Stephens-Howling (Ari - RB)
Fred Taylor (NE - RB)
Sidney Rice (Min - WR)
Devin Hester (Chi - WR)
Steve Breaston (Ari - WR)
Patrick Crayton (SD - WR)
Devery Henderson (NO - WR)
Early Doucet (Ari - WR)
Justin Gage (Ten - WR)
Santana Moss (Was - WR)
Kellen Winslow (TB - TE)
Visanthe Shiancoe (Min - TE)
Tony Scheffler (Det - TE)
Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K)
Arizona (Ari - DEF)