SDMB Poker Q2 2010 - It's like taking Tabasco from a baby

Just wanted everyone to know that I have been practicing all week, so I won’t be worth a damn tonight.

I actually won a seat to a $200+15 buy-in hold’m tournament on Ultimate Bet on last Sunday afternoon. (thanks Annie Duke). 200K Guaranteed purse. ~950 people entered.

I was absolutely card dead for the first hour or so. Couldn’t get two cards that were related.

Then i started to get some goods cards. I got up to ~13000 chips, started at 3000 and was in 66th chip position. blinds are still really low

Then I was dealt A5 off in the big blind. I called a 3X BB bet from a guy (w/ 8000 chips) in early position. Flop is 4-2-3 Rainbow. I bet 50% of the pot and I am raised :dubious:

I am thinking he has a got an overpair to the board, I raise back, he calls. :dubious:

Turn was a 5, and I immediately think uh oh. I check, he checks. River was a blank. I go All-in, he calls and shows pocket sixes to beats my flopped straight.

I am down to 5000 chips, still ok as the blinds were low, but my cards have gone cold. for the next hour I tread water, unable to build up my chip stack.

Then I was dealt A/Q spades in middle position. I raise 3X BB and is only called by the button. Blinds Fold.

Flop was two spades plus a Queen. Top pair, top kicker with the nut flush draw. I make a pot size bet, and the button goes All-in. He has me covered. I call. He has pocket kings and the turn and river were blanks. UGH!

I think I played it pretty well. I don’t know really what I could have done not to go broke.

I finish the tournament in about 350th place. that was my first time playing poker online for money. I can’t believe how NERVOUS I was.

I have played poker for some high stakes in some home games and literally wagered hundreds of dollars playing golf and I was never as nervous as I was Sunday afternoon.

Great story, mensa. I’m impressed that you chose to jump into the deep end of the pool like that. I started with $10+1 sit-n’-go’s; never would’ve dreamed of starting with $200 a seat tourneys.

Look at it this way; no one can see how nervous you are behind a monitor…

GG, it was a free seat. i won it on twitter with Annie Duke on Saturday night. When i knew that Robert Duvall played Boo Radley on To Kill a Mockingbird.

WOOT WOOT WOOT…

  1. Meeko
  2. fubbs
  3. Redskeezix
  4. Grayghost
  5. Dag otto
  6. CraneOp
  7. oslo
  8. MentalGuy
  9. NFMensa

Standings:
1 notfrommensa 84.5
2 Red Skeezix 71.8
3 Oslo Ostragoth 66.8
4 Robot Arm 64.8
5 MissTake 64.6
6 MentalGuy 61.9
7 Yeticus Rex 57.1
8 Gray Ghost 55.7
9 Craneop2 55.0
10 Dag Otto 54.8
11 frosted glass 53.8
12 fubbleskag 50.6
13 peekercpa 44.8
14 Meeko 39.6

We gotta kill that guy.

I’m not so sure you can still call mine a “Standing”.

Lying down in in a fetal position, in the gutter, with a twitch.

That’s more to the truth, IMHO.

couldn’t make it last night and probably not next thursday either.

but it looks like mensa didn’t need my chips anyways.

Your chips is like the cherry on top of a hot fudge sundae. It is just not same without them.

i am tickled that i at least provide some value to the experience.

Again, apologies for not making the game…home computer is in the shop. Hopefully, should be back next week to make my triumphant return and to knock the leaders down 6 or 7 pegs.

Dag, nice seeing you again! Sorry about not meeting up later…the Cialis was kicking in after dinner! :wink:

No problem. I signed up for the players card and they added $5 in play on it as a sign up bonus. I turned that into $25 and cashed out, and then went card cold at a $1/2 table. Turns out that the M does run a shuttle to the fashion mall on the strip, but not very often and not too late. The last one was at 8:30 so I decided to take it, since my plan for winning the $40 cab fare back at the tables clearly wasn’t going to work.

Next time, we try that port.

I found a mistake in the spreadsheet that affects the final standings of Q4 2009.

Results as posted:

1 Miss Take 74.9
2 Yeticus Rex 71.0
3 Dag Otto 69.6
4 Oslo Ostragoth 69.5
5 Robot Arm 64.1
6 peekercpa 55.4
7 fubbleskag 49.1
8 MentalGuy 47.7
9 Asterion 36.2
10 RedSkeezix 30.6

Results as corrected:

1 Miss Take 70.8
2 Yeticus Rex 65.4
3 Oslo Ostragoth 65.2
4 Dag Otto 64.0
5 Robot Arm 58.4
6 peekercpa 55.4
7 fubbleskag 49.1
8 MentalGuy 47.7
9 Asterion 36.2
10 RedSkeezix 30.6

Affected were Missy, me, root, dag and yeti - the only players in the final game of a rare 14-game quarter.

I am trying to figure out what amazes me more. the fact that you took the time to correct an error from 5 months ago, or the fact that Peekercpa beat 4 other players.

I discovered the error in the current quarter, and felt obligated to correct the old one. I’m nutty that way. :stuck_out_tongue:

What’s so amazing? We’ve been fighting ignorance since 1973.

Sorry I missed last Thursday. I went to an early movie so I’d be home in plenty of time, then my connection crapped out on me all evening. I’ll be back.

I advance.

Hah! I didn’t notice this before - I advance! :smiley:

Results as posted:

1 Miss Take 74.9
2 Yeticus Rex 71.0
3 Dag Otto 69.6
4 Oslo Ostragoth 69.5

Results as corrected:

1 Miss Take 70.8
2 Yeticus Rex 65.4
3 Oslo Ostragoth 65.2
4 Dag Otto 64.0

Damn, I need to stop posting at night

Yesssssssss.

I really thought that was your agenda for making the correction.