We here at the SDMB Seminary and convent are here to help you. As you can see, the world here is full of Doper Crushes, Who do you Love and Pick-a-Doper threads.
We are here to help you with all of that.
This is a queit place, dedicated to healing and helping your wounded ego.
Are you never picked in one of those threads?
I know I’m usually not. In fact, with one small exception, I’ve not been picked in any thread of it’s sort, ever.
So join me here. No crushes, no hot sweaty monkey sex. Just single people, being bitter about not getting picked.
[sub]Ok, the odds are we’re going to get enough bitter single people for some hot sweaty monkey love… just wait for it… [/sub]
We have fellowship every evening. The Kool-Aid is always cold, and the donuts are fairly fresh.
<peeks in the door>
what, no hot sweaty monkeys? dang.
<leaves>
ah what the heck! the donuts are fresh.
<comes in>
tristan, the tone of your post made me think of count dracula, clad in a long black cloak, standing at the door to his castle, beckoning with one finger, hand outstretched, to a pretty soaked damsel shivering in the pouring rain.
We have mostly glazed, though I understand some people have been bringing in powdered jelly filled. We do try to keep everyone happy here.
As for my vampireishness… I do apologize. It’s the semi-preistly get up that does it every time. Makes me all solemn and wanting to bite ladies on the…
neck.
Shouldn’t this be a monastery and convent instead of a seminary? That’s just my opinion though.
Anyway, I’ll go hang out in the convent gardens for a while. At least I can get a tan or something while I have to be here.
Can a forbidden doughnut join in? Sadly, I’m never picked for those threads, either. I’ve been here a couple of years but my post count is pretty low. [Simpson’s Captain] Argh. [/Simpson’s Captain]